THdota heroes

Yukari Yakumo
Border of Phantasm
Range – 600, Movement Speed – 290
Strength: 17 + 1.8
Agility: 15 + 1.5
Intelligence: 21 + 2.9
Skills
Boundary Sign “Quadruple Border”
Casts a quadruple border on a target, if the target is an ally, it will gain an invulnerability buff for the duration of the spell; if the target is an enemy, it cannot cast spells, use items or attack for the duration of the spell.
Cooldown: 11s
Spirit Cost: 120/130/140/150 MP
Level 1: Lasts for 1 second.
Level 2: Lasts for 2 seconds.
Level 3: Lasts for 3 seconds.
Level 4: Lasts for 4 seconds.
Evil Spirits “Yakumo Yukari’s Spiriting Away”
Banishes a girl into a different dimension, target girl will be completely separated from the real world for the duration of the spell.
Cast Range: 550
Cooldown: 20s
Level 1: Lasts for 1 second. 30MP.
Level 2: Lasts for 2 seconds. 50MP.
Level 3: Lasts for 3 seconds. 70MP.
Level 4: Lasts for 4 seconds. 90MP.
Evil Spirits “Bewitching Butterfly Living in the Zen Temple”
Teleports Yukari to any traveled destination on the map. The spell effect on the current area will reveal Yukari’s intentions. 3 second channelling time.
Level 1: 30MP. 60 second cooldown.
Level 2: 50MP. 50 second cooldown.
Level 3: 70MP. 40 second cooldown.
Level 4: 90MP. 30 second cooldown.
“Profound Danmaku Bounded Field – Phantasm, Foam and Shadow-”
Instant mass teleportation, teleports Yukari and any ally girls within 500 radius.
Cooldown: 180s
Spirit Cost: 120/130/140/150 MP
Level 1: Teleport allies to target allied structure.
Level 2: Teleport allies to target allied unit.
Level 3: Teleport allies to any travelled destination on the map.
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Suika Ibuki
Tiny Pandemonium
Range – Melee, Movement Speed – 305
Strength: 17 + 2.5
Agility: 17 + 1.7
Intelligence: 15 + 1.8
Skills
Gathering Oni “Throwing Atlas”
Randomly catches any single unit within 275 radius and throws it to a target. The target and any nearby enemy units will be damaged. Thrown unit and the target will receive an extra 50% damage regardless if the thrown unit and target is an ally or an enemy.
Deals damage on structures.
Ignores magic immunity.
Piercing (Damage type is pure)
Area of Effect: 400
Cooldown: 15s
Spirit Cost: 120MP
Level 1: 500 maximum throwing range, 75 damage.
Level 2: 700 maximum throwing range, 150 damage.
Level 3: 900 maximum throwing range, 225 damage.
Level 4: 1100 maximum throwing range, 300 damage.
Oni Sign “Massacre on Mt.Ooe”
Watermelon-chan’s normal attacks will have a 40% chance to Smash, dealing area damage while slowing enemies by 40%. Slow effect lasts 1.7 seconds.
Area of Effect: 300
Level 1: Smash deals 60 damage.
Level 2: Smash deals 120 damage.
Level 3: Smash deals 160 damage.
Level 4: Smash deals 190 damage.
Qi of Oni “Deep Fog Labyrinth”
Suika uses her powers of density manipulation to transform herself into mist. In mist form, she is ethereal and movement speed is slowed. Additionally, mini-Suikas are released every 0.4 seconds, each mini-Suika has 50HP, 320 movement speed and 100 Attack. Mini-Suikas last for 15 seconds.
Cooldown: 13s
Spirit Cost: 50/40/30/20
Level 1: Lasts for 2 seconds.
Level 2: Lasts for 4 seconds.
Level 3: Lasts for 6 seconds.
Level 4: Lasts for 8 seconds.
Great Oni “Missing Purple Power”
Suika suddenly releases her uncontrollable oni powers. Any and all damage is zero for the duration of the spell. Attack speed and the chances of Smash in [Oni Sign "Massacre on Mt.Ooe"] are increased.
Duration: 8.5s
Cooldown: 130s
Spirit Cost: 100/150/200 MP
Level 1: 10% increased movement speed, 75% increased attack speed, 40% chance of activating Smash in [Oni Sign "Massacre on Mt.Ooe"].
Level 2: 20% increased movement speed, 100% increased attack speed, 70% chance of activating Smash in [Oni Sign "Massacre on Mt.Ooe"].
Level 3: 30% increased movement speed, 125% increased attack speed, 100% chance of activating Smash in [Oni Sign "Massacre on Mt.Ooe"].
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Reimu Hakurei
Shrine Maiden of Paradise
Range – 550, Movement Speed – 295
Strength: 16 + 2.0
Agility: 19 + 1.8
Intelligence: 16 + 2.8
Skills
Treasure Sign “Yin-Yang Jade”
Summons one ying-yang orb, it bounces and bounces on the place it is summoned. Each time the orb lands, it damages and mini-stuns enemies within an area.
Cast range: 600
Area of Effect: 200
Cooldown: 14s
Spirit Cost: 90/105/125/140 MP
Level 1: Bounces twice. Deals 90 damage per bounce.
Level 2: Bounces twice. Deals 150 damage per bounce.
Level 3: Bounces twice. Deals 200 damage per bounce.
Level 4: Bounces thrice. Deals 240 damage per bounce.
Divine Spirit “Fantasy Seal”
Rapidly fires a series of homing, colorful spirit shots that can home in on random targets within a 650 radius. Each spirit shot deals 100/110/120/130 damage.
Cooldown: 10s
Spirit Cost: 120/140/160/180 MP
Level 1: Fires 3 spirit shots.
Level 2: Fires 4 spirit shots.
Level 3: Fires 5 spirit shots.
Level 4: Fires 6 spirit shots.
Dream Sign “Duplex Border”
Creates a continuous duplex border around a designated target, separates the target from the real world. Ally girls will have ethereal form while enemy girls cannot cast spells.
Can only be used on girls.
Cooldown: 10s
Spirit Cost: 30/40/50/60 MP
Level 1: Lasts for 2/1.5 seconds on ally/enemy girls.
Level 2: Lasts for 4/3 seconds on ally/enemy girls.
Level 3: Lasts for 6/4.5 seconds on ally/enemy girls.
Level 4: Lasts for 8/6 seconds on ally/enemy girls.
Border “Great Hakurei Border”
Creates a huge border with Reimu as the center, enemies within the border cannot attack, cast spells or use items.
Cooldown: 160/140/120 s
Spirit Cost: 125/175/250 MP
Level 1: Lasts for 3.5 seconds.
Level 2: Lasts for 4.5 seconds.
Level 3: Lasts for 5.5 seconds.
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Marisa Kirisame
Ordinary Magician
Range – 600, Movement Speed – 310
Strength: 15 + 1.8
Agility: 15 + 1.5
Intelligence: 21 + 3.5
Skills
Comet “Blazing Star”
Marisa turns herself into a comet and rushes towards her target, damaging any enemies along the way.
Cooldown: 11/9/7/5 s
Spirit Cost: 70MP
Level 1: Rush distance 600. Deals 60 damage.
Level 2: Rush distance 700. Deals 80 damage.
Level 3: Rush distance 800. Deals 100 damage.
Level 4: Rush distance 900. Deals 120 damage.
Magic Sign “Stardust Reverie”
Marisa channels for 0.5 seconds before firing star danmaku in a fan-shaped area within 550 range, dealing area damage. Damage is doubled within 200 range. (Can be canceled)
Cooldown: 7s
Spirit Cost: 85/105/125/145 MP
Level 1: Deals 75 damage.
Level 2: Deals 150 damage.
Level 3: Deals 225 damage.
Level 4: Deals 300 damage.
Ritualise Space “Orreries Solar System”
Releases 4 orbiting light orbs, can automatically attack random targets within 500 range, lasts 8 seconds.
Light orbs attack every 0.6 seconds. Each light orb has a minimum attacking interval of 1 second if it attacks on the same target.
Deals damage on structures.
Cooldown: 30/28/26/24 s
Spirit Cost: 95/120/135/155 MP
Level 1: Deals 25 Magic damage per attack.
Level 2: Deals 40 Magic damage per attack.
Level 3: Deals 55 Magic damage per attack.
Level 4: Deals 75 Magic damage per attack.
Magicannon “Final Spark”
Fires a freakishly huge laser at a target for 1.4 seconds, dealing massive damage to all enemies within it and prevents them from doing anything.
Casting Range: 1000
Area of Effect: 150 width, 900 length
Cooldown: 140/110/80 s
Spirit Cost: 250/360/500 MP
Level 1: Deals 360 damage.
Level 2: Deals 540 damage.
Level 3: Deals 720 damage.
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Sanae Kochiya
Deified Human of the Wind
Supporter, Range – 550, Movement Speed – 285
Strength: 16 + 1.7
Agility: 16 + 1.6
Intelligence: 21 + 3.1
Skills
Great Miracle “Yasaka’s Divine Wind”
Summons a tornado on the target’s position, deals continuous damage and slows their movements, lasts for 4 seconds.
Cast range: 600
Area of Effect: 300
Spirit Cost: 135/145/155/165 MP
Cooldown: 15s
Level 1: Slows 30% Movement Speed, 35 damage/s.
Level 2: Slows 40% Movement Speed, 50 damage/s.
Level 3: Slows 50% Movement Speed, 65 damage/s.
Level 4: Slows 60% Movement Speed, 80 damage/s.
Sea Opening “The Day the Sea Split”
Summons a lightning strike from the skies, dealing damage to enemies in an area and stuns for 1 second.
Cast Range: 700
Area of Effect: 220
Spirit Cost: 90/100/110/120 MP
Cooldown: 10s
Level 1: Deals 130 damage.
Level 2: Deals 180 damage.
Level 3: Deals 230 damage.
Level 4: Deals 280 damage.
Esoterica “Forgotten Ritual”
Summons a shooting star every once in a short while, praying and wishing all ally girls. Heals 50MP and removes all negative buffs on all ally girls.
Level 1: Wishes every 30 seconds.
Level 2: Wishes every 25 seconds.
Level 3: Wishes every 20 seconds.
Level 4: Wishes every 15 seconds.
Divine Virtue “Bumper Crop Rice Shower”
Creates a huge star-shaped border, allies within the border are invulnerable.
Spirit Cost: 125/175/250 MP
Cooldown: 160/140/120 s
Level 1: 400 radius, Lasts for 3.5 seconds.
Level 2: 500 radius, Lasts for 4.5 seconds.
Level 3: 700 radius, Lasts for 5.5 seconds.
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Kanako Yasaka
The Avatar of Mountains and Lakes
All-Rounder, Range – 600, Movement Speed – 270
Strength: 21 + 2.0
Agility: 12 + 1.2
Intelligence: 24 + 3.2
Skills
Divine Festival “Expanded Onbashira”
Summons an Onbashira pillar on the target’s position, deals area damage and stuns enemies.
Cast range: 600
Area of Effect: 150
Spirit Cost: 120 MP
Cooldown: 13s
Level 1: Deals 125 damage, 1.0 second stun.
Level 2: Deals 150 damage, 1.4 second stun.
Level 3: Deals 175 damage, 1.8 second stun.
Level 4: Deals 200 damage, 2.2 second stun.
Mystery “Kuzui Clear Water”
Release a flash of liquid light, jumps in-between units for six times. Deals damage when it hits enemy units and recovers health when it hits allied units.
Cast Range: 500
Spirit Cost: 90/120/150/180 MP
Cooldown: 9s
Level 1: Deals/Recovers 80 damage/health.
Level 2: Deals/Recovers 120 damage/health.
Level 3: Deals/Recovers 160 damage/health.
Level 4: Deals/Recovers 200 damage/health.
Rice Porridge in Tube “God’s Rice Porridge”
Summons shooting stars from the sky on a designated area, dealing damage on enemies chosen at random on that area.
Cast Range: 700
Damage for the shooting stars is fixed at 100 per star.
Spirit Cost: 120/150/180/210 MP
Cooldown: 9/10/11/12 s
Level 1: 2 Stars.
Level 2: 4 Stars.
Level 3: 6 Stars.
Level 4: 8 Stars.
“Mountain of Faith”
Transforms the battlefield into the God’s ancient battlefield, Kanako’s cannot move and her Attack Speed will drop by 60%. However, Attack damage is greatly increased and Attack Range is extended to 800 Range; adds thunderstorms around Kanako; health and mana rate of regeneration is increased. Also, a maximum of 3 upgraded versions of skills are unlocked based on the number and level of skills currently in possession:
[Divine Festival "Expanded Onbashira"] unlocks [Weird Festival "Madly Dance on Medoteko"]
[Mystery "Kuzui Clear Water"] unlocks [Heaven's Stream "Miracle of Otensui"]
[Rice Porridge in Tube "God's Rice Porridge"] unlocks [Divine Husk "Divining Crop"]
Requires channeling time of 4 seconds
Spirit Cost: 250 MP
Cooldown: 10 s
Level 1: 50% increased attack damage, thunderstorms deal 100 damage per strike.
Level 2: 100% increased attack damage, thunderstorms deal 150 damage per strike.
Level 3: 150% increased attack damage, thunderstorms deal 200 damage per strike.
Weird Festival “Madly Dance on Medoteko”
Summons several Onbashira pillars all around Kanako, deals area damage and stuns enemies.
Area of Effect: 300
Spirit Cost: 180/200/220/240 MP
Cooldown: 30s
Level 1: Total of 5 pillars, deals 125 damage each, 1.0 second stun.
Level 2: Total of 6 pillars, deals 150 damage each, 1.4 second stun.
Level 3: Total of 7 pillars, deals 175 damage each, 1.8 second stun.
Level 4: Total of 8 pillars, deals 200 damage each, 2.2 second stun.
Heaven’s Stream “Miracle of Otensui”
Heals allied units around Kanako for 4 seconds.
Area of Effect: 500
Spirit Cost: 200 MP
Cooldown: 24s
Level 1: Recovers 3% health per second.
Level 2: Recovers 6% health per second.
Level 3: Recovers 9% health per second.
Level 4: Recovers 12% health per second.
Divine Husk “Divining Crop”
Summons thunderstorms on a designated area, greatly affecting enemy units.
Every lightning strike deals 270 damage and causes a 0.3 second stun. Every cyclone has a chance of blowing an enemy unit for 3 seconds and slows opponents within 300 radius.
Cast Range: 700
Area of Effect: 280
Spirit Cost: 180/240/300/360 MP
Cooldown: 20s
Level 1: 2 cyclones and 2 lightning strikes.
Level 2: 3 cyclones and 4 lightning strikes.
Level 3: 3 cyclones and 6 lightning strikes.
Level 4: 4 cyclones and 8 lightning strikes.
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Tenshi Hinanai
Thoughtless Not-so-Thoughtless Daughter of the Heavens
Controller, Melee – 127, Movement Speed – 300
Strength: 18 + 2.5
Agility: 16 + 2.3
Intelligence: 16 + 1.8
Skills
Earth Sign “Sword of the Unyielding Soil”
Stabs the Sword of Hisou to the ground, which violently splits the ground in half. Deals damage and stuns, the splinted area is impassable for 5.5 seconds.
Cast Range: 1200
Spirit Cost: 115/130/145/160 MP
Cooldown: 16s
Level 1: Deals 125 damage, 1.1 second stun.
Level 2: Deals 175 damage, 1.25 second stun.
Level 3: Deals 225 damage, 1.4 second stun.
Level 4: Deals 275 damage, 1.55 second stun.
Heaven Sign “Sword of the Divine Justice”
Every (360/Strength) seconds, Tenshi charges the powers of celestials into the Sword of Hisou, which adds shockwaves at the next attack.
Level 1: 300 Area of Effect, deals 40 damage, 0.1 second stun.
Level 2: 340 Area of Effect, deals 55 damage, 0.2 second stun.
Level 3: 380 Area of Effect, deals 70 damage, 0.4 second stun.
Level 4: 420 Area of Effect, deals 95 damage, 0.5 second stun.
Earthquake “Sword of Worry and Joy”
Tenshi has a very special body type, which can convert damage into mana every time she is attacked.
I am a big M! Everyone S me!!!
Level 1: Recovers 4 mana.
Level 2: Recovers 8 mana.
Level 3: Recovers 12 mana.
Level 4: Recovers 16 mana.
“Scarlet Weather Rhapsody of All Humankind”
The Sword of Hisou releases a glaring red light, the light damages all enemy units on the map.
Spirit Cost: 250/400/550 MP
Cooldown: 120s
Level 1: Deals 210 damage to all enemy girls, deals 100 damage to all enemy units.
Level 2: Deals 335 damage to all enemy girls, deals 150 damage to all enemy units.
Level 3: Deals 460 damage to all enemy girls, deals 200 damage to all enemy units.
Iku Nagae
Beautiful Scarlet Cloth
Steamroller, Range – 600, Movement Speed – 275
Strength: 17 + 1.75
Agility: 15 + 1.5
Intelligence: 21 + 2.05
Skills
Angel’s Raiment “Veils Like Space”
Surrounds herself with wind and electricity. Drains mana to increase Attack Speed and Movement Speed.
Activation skill.
Spirit Cost: 25/35/45/55 MP/s
Level 1: Increases 40% Attack Speed and 8% Movement Speed.
Level 2: Increases 60% Attack Speed and 10% Movement Speed.
Level 3: Increases 80% Attack Speed and 12% Movement Speed.
Level 4: Increases 100% Attack Speed and 14% Movement Speed.
Thorn Sign “Thunder Cloud Stickleback”
Iku surrounds herself with electricity, boosting her defense but decreases Movement Speed. Whenever any comes close within 225 range, it will receive damage and will be knocked back by 300 Range, knocks back every 0.5 second.
Spirit Cost: 155 MP
Cooldown: 18s
Level 1: Adds 35% magic resistance and 10 Armor, decreases 50% Movement Speed. Deals 70 damage to enemies within range and knocks back. Last 3 seconds.
Level 2: Adds 35% magic resistance and 20 Armor, decreases 50% Movement Speed. Deals 110 damage to enemies within range and knocks back. Last 4 seconds.
Level 3: Adds 35% magic resistance and 30 Armor, decreases 50% Movement Speed. Deals 150 damage to enemies within range and knocks back. Last 5 seconds.
Level 4: Adds 35% magic resistance and 40 Armor, decreases 50% Movement Speed. Deals 190 damage to enemies within range and knocks back. Last 6 seconds.
Light Star “Dragon God’s Sigh”
Iku’s Attacks have a 12% chance of activating Chain Lightning, which jumps on 3 targets and deals damage. Every electrocuted unit is pulled towards Iku.
Orb Effect
Level 1: Deals 80 damage.
Level 2: Deals 110 damage.
Level 3: Deals 140 damage.
Level 4: Deals 170 damage.
Dragon Fish “Your Drill is The Drill That Penetrates The Heavens!”
Forms a massive drill head, dealing damage in a triangular area in front of Iku. Has Purge and Conductor(Increases chances of activating Chain Lightning in [Light Star “Dragon God’s Sigh”]).
Area of Effect: 500 base, 650 hypotenuse triangle.
Spirit Cost: 125/200/275 MP
Cooldown: 70s
Level 1: Deals 300 damage, Purge slow lasts for 7 seconds, Conductor lasts for 7 seconds. Chain Lightning has a 48% chance of activation.
Level 2: Deals 400 damage, Purge slow lasts for 8 seconds, Conductor lasts for 8 seconds. Chain Lightning has a 48% chance of activation.
Level 3: Deals 500 damage, Purge slow lasts for 9 seconds, Conductor lasts for 9 seconds. Chain Lightning has a 48% chance of activation.
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Ran Yakumo
Kyuubi Strategist
Specialist, Range – 600, Movement Speed – 285
Strength: 17 + 1.6
Agility: 18 + 1.8
Intelligence: 24 + 2.8
Skills
Shikigami “Chen”
Summons Ran’s shikigami, the nekomata CHEEEENNNN! Melee, only one CHEEEENNNN! Has six hero inventories, can use items in the inventory. Attacks every 1.5 seconds, Hero Attack, Hero Armor, 300 Movement Speed, stats are upgradable from items, learn skills based on [Shikigami "Chen"]’s level. Disappears if she leaves Ran for more than 1100 Range.
Chen cannot be summoned if she is already summoned.
Chen disappears if Ran dies.
If Chen dies, 30% of Ran’s Max HP is deducted.
Spirit Cost: 300/400/500/600 MP
Cooldown: 20s
Level 1: 35-45 Attack, 3 Armor, 600HP.
Level 2: 40-50 Attack, 4 Armor, 800HP.
Level 3: 45-55 Attack, 5 Armor, 1000HP.
Level 4: 50-60 Attack, 6 Armor, 1200HP.
Shikigami’s Shot “Ultimate Buddhist”
Post Buddhism, people sinned, few deeds are done, training is but easy, fruition, is through oneself, post Buddhism, fall of humans, ensues. Enemies are slowed by 80% within range.
Area of Effect: 350
Spirit Cost: 105MP
Cooldown: 10s
Level 1: Slow lasts for 2 seconds.
Level 2: Slow lasts for 2.5 seconds.
Level 3: Slow lasts for 3 seconds.
Level 4: Slow lasts for 3.5 seconds.
Shikigami’s Radiance “Fox-Tanuki Youkai Laser”
Tanukis grow an extra tail for every 1000 years of training, and can shoot an extra laser.
Cast Range: 600
Spirit Cost: 100/120/140/160 MP
Cooldown: 8/10/12/14 s
Level 1: Lasers bounce 3 times, 100 damage per bounce.
Level 2: Lasers bounce 5 times, 135 damage per bounce.
Level 3: Lasers bounce 7 times, 170 damage per bounce.
Level 4: Lasers bounce 9 times, 205 damage per bounce.
Illusion God “Descent of Izuna-Gongen”
Saw my form, correct your heart well,
Heard my name, stop sins, start aids;
Felt my power, gain yourself great wisdom,
Knew my heart, enlightened and be Buddha.
Spirit Cost: 160/230/300 MP
Cooldown: 110s
Duration: 40s
Level 1: Increases 40 Armor and 15HP/s Regeneration to all ally units within 500 range.
Level 2: Increases 60 Armor and 35HP/s Regeneration to all ally units within 500 range.
Level 3: Increases 90 Armor and 55HP/s Regeneration to all ally units within 500 range.
Chen
Oni God “Soaring Bishamonten”
Make good deeds, your name will be well known to everyone. Repel evil, help the needy.
Automatically activates when Ran uses [Illusion God "Descent of Izuna-Gongen"].
Increases 30/50/70 Attack and 25/35/45 %Movement Speed.
Flight Sign “Flight of Idaten”
Quickly roll towards the targeted area.
550 maximum range.
15 second Cooldown.
Child Sign “Dharmapala’s Rampage”
Switches Chen and Ran’s position. Both girls have 100% increased Attack Speed.
Lasts for 3.5 seconds.
20 seconds Cooldown.
Heaven Sign “Immortal Celestial’s Rumbling”
Thunder Clap.
210 damage, 40% Slow, lasts 3 seconds.
15 seconds Cooldown.
Tatara Kogasa
The Cheery Forgotten Umbrella
Controller, Melee – 180, Movement Speed – 305
Strength: 19 + 1.9
Agility: 24 + 2.75
Intelligence: 13 + 1.5
Skills
Rain Sign “A Rainy Night’s Ghost Story”
Permanently causes Kogasa’s surroundings to rain, lowering enemies’ Armor.
Activation Skill.
Area of Effect: 450
Level 1: -4 Armor.
Level 2: -6 Armor.
Level 3: -8 Armor.
Level 4: -10 Armor.
Monster Train “Spare Umbrella Express Night Carnival”
Kogasa forms a vortex which causes her umbrella to deal a high damage tongue storm. The storm deals 120 damage per second to all enemies.
Area of Effect: 300
Spirit Cost: 100 MP
Cooldown: 10s
Level 1: Lasts 3 seconds.
Level 2: Lasts 4 seconds.
Level 3: Lasts 5 seconds.
Level 4: Lasts 6 seconds.
Umbrella “Super-Water Repelling Bone-Dry Monster”
Kogasa very briefly and suddenly opens her umbrella, blocks all damage.
Immobile while casting.
Spirit Cost: 10MP
Cooldown: 15/11/7/3 s
Halo “Karakasa Surprising Flash”
Causes Kogasa to hide herself, lasts infinitely unless Kogasa moves. When there are any enemies coming in within 450 radius… flash! Scares all enemy units within 500 radius, dealing damage and stuns for 4 seconds.
If there are any other enemy units within 750 radius, Halo “Karakasa Surprising Flash” has a 50% chance of failure.
Spirit Cost: 100MP
Cooldown: 20/16/12 s
Level 1: 3.0 second Invisibility casting time, 150 damage.
Level 2: 2.5 second Invisibility casting time, 250 damage.
Level 3: 2.0 second Invisibility casting time, 350 damage.
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Youmu Konpaku
Half-phantom Gardener
Controller, Melee – 100, Movement Speed – 320
Strength: 15 + 1.7
Agility: 24 + 2.9
Intelligence: 15 + 1.5
Skills
Sword Skill “Thousand Cherry Blossoms”
Youmu uses her speed that’s faster than the naked eye to rush forwards, she slashes twice during her rush, dealing damage to opponents within 300 range.
No vision during rush.
Cast range: 1000
Spirit Cost: 85MP
Cooldown: 13/10/8/6 s
Level 1: 50 damage per slash.
Level 2: 70 damage per slash.
Level 3: 90 damage per slash.
Level 4: 110 damage per slash.
Enlightened Sword “Rise from Delusion”
Youmu cuts away her target’s soul each time she attacks, decreasing Armor by 5, the target will receive even more damage than the last hit. Lasts 13 seconds.
Can be stacked with armor reducing effects.
Level 1: 50% chance to decrease Armor.
Level 2: 65% chance to decrease Armor.
Level 3: 85% chance to decrease Armor.
Level 4: 100% chance to decrease Armor.
Spirit “Secret of Spirit and Wisdom”
Youmu transforms her Myon into her clone, allowing Myon to assist her to move and attack.
Myon has half of Youmu’s Attack, carries Youmu’s armor reducing effect.
Spirit Cost: 120MP
Cooldown: 18s
Level 1: Myon clone lasts 3 seconds.
Level 2: Myon clone lasts 5 seconds.
Level 3: Myon clone lasts 7 seconds.
Level 4: Myon clone lasts 9 seconds.
Half-Ghost “Slash of Eternity”
Youmu focuses her inner powers to deal a powerful blow. Deals a certain portion of Agility damage on her enemy.
Hero Attack, normal damage, Calculates Armor.
Cast range: 900
Spirit Cost: 100/150/200 MP
Cooldown: 130/110/90 s
Level 1: Deals (Agility*3.4 + 100) damage.
Level 2: Deals (Agility*4.6 + 200) damage.
Level 3: Deals (Agility*5.2 + 270) damage.
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Fujiwara no Mokou
Figure of the Person of Hourai
Steamroller, Melee – 100, Movement Speed – 305
Strength: 21 + 2.0
Agility: 21 + 2.5
Intelligence: 13 + 1.2
Skills
Immortal “Fire Bird -Flying Phoenix-”
Mokou unleashes her Phoenix form to rush towards her enemies, dealing damage to every enemy within the vicinity
Mokou receives 125% more damage from this skill.
Area of Effect: 400
Spirit Cost: 0MP
Cooldown: 15/20/25/30 s
Level 1: Rush distance 450. 140 fire damage.
Level 2: Rush distance 500. 310 fire damage.
Level 3: Rush distance 550. 480 fire damage.
Level 4: Rush distance 600. 650 fire damage.
Hourai “Fujiyama Volcano”
When Mokou focuses her attacks on an enemy, her Attack Speed increases for each attack, when she attacks other targets, her Attack Speed buff is cut by half. Maximum 100% increased Attack Speed.
Level 1: Each attack adds 5% more Attack Speed.
Level 2: Each attack adds 10% more Attack Speed.
Level 3: Each attack adds 15% more Attack Speed.
Level 4: Each attack adds 20% more Attack Speed.
Everlasting “Phoenix Tail”
Under the blazing fires on the battlefield, Mokou transforms herself into the phoenix egg, and she will be resurrected with full Health and Mana.
Mokou dies if the Phoenix Egg is destroyed.
Spirit Cost: 150MP
Cooldown: 70/40/20/5 s
Level 1: Resurrection in 7 seconds.
Level 2: Resurrection in 5 seconds.
Level 3: Resurrection in 4 seconds.
Level 4: Resurrection in 3 seconds.
“Posessed by Phoenix”
Mokou combusts her own life, using permanent, everlasting, uncancellable flames as a cost to possess herself with the Phoenix’s power, gaining terrifying powers and massive health regeneration in a short time. Adds Movement Speed, damage and an 18% chance of activating Phoenix Flame, dealing damage in a 300 Radius.
Spirit Cost: 100/150/205 MP
Cooldown: 95s
Duration: 25s
Level 1: Adds 15HP/s regeneration, 25% Movement Speed and 15% damage for the duration. Phoenix Flame deals 150 flame damage. After the duration, Mokou burns 30HP/s until she dies or resurrects.
Level 2: Adds 30HP/s regeneration, 30% Movement Speed and 30% damage for the duration. Phoenix Flame deals 225 flame damage. After the duration, Mokou burns 60HP/s until she dies or resurrects.
Level 3: Adds 50HP/s regeneration, 35% Movement Speed and 45% damage for the duration. Phoenix Flame deals 300 flame damage. After the duration, Mokou burns 100HP/s until she dies or resurrects.
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Yuyuko Saigyouji
Innocent Ghost
Steamroller, Range – 600, Movement Speed – 295
Strength: 17 + 2.0
Agility: 14 + 2.5
Intelligence: 20 + 3.0
Skills
Sakura Sign “Perfect Cherry Blossom of Sumizome”
Releases a line of cherry blossom explosions in front of her, dealing damage on enemies units within the line.
Range: 600
Area of Effect: 975 distance
Spirit Cost: 90/105/125/140 MP
Cooldown: 7s
Level 1: Deals 75 damage.
Level 2: Deals 150 damage.
Level 3: Deals 225 damage.
Level 4: Deals 300 damage.
Death Sign “Life of Drunk, Vision of Death”
Causes the target to forget their stress and enter a vivid fantasy dream.
Range: 1000
Spirit Cost: 165MP
Cooldown: 15s
Level 1: Sleep, lasts 2 seconds, Invulnerable for 2 seconds.
Level 2: Sleep, lasts 3 seconds, Invulnerable for 1.5 seconds.
Level 3: Sleep, lasts 4 seconds, Invulnerable for 1 second.
Level 4: Sleep, lasts 5 seconds, Invulnerable for 0.5 seconds.
Deadly Dance “Law of Mortality”
The living must die, Yuyuko recovers MP for every unit she killed.
Level 1: Recovers 12MP.
Level 2: Recovers 24MP.
Level 3: Recovers 36MP.
Level 4: Recovers 48MP.
“Resurrection Butterfly”
For the next 2 seconds after the activation of this skill, Yuyuko deals damage on a random enemy target within range. If the target is a normal unit, it dies instantly. If the target is a Hero, then it deals damage based on the Hero’s HP lost (Max HP – Current HP), 0.01 second stun.
Area of Effect: 650
Channeling time: 2.5s
Spirit Cost: 200/325/500 MP
Cooldown: 135/115/95s
Level 1: 3 times, damage is multiplied by 0.4, dead units will deal 170 area damage.
Level 2: 5 times, damage is multiplied by 0.5, dead units will deal 220 area damage.
Level 3: 7 times, damage is multiplied by 0.55, dead units will deal 270 area damage.
Suwako Moriya
The Highest of Native Gods
Controller, Melee – 90, Movement Speed – 315
Strength: 20 + 1.6
Agility: 20 + 2.0
Intelligence: 20 + 2.2
Skills
Native God “Moriya God”
Turns all enemy units near her into frogs.
Mana Cost: 150/200/250/300
Cooldown: 6s
Level 1: 250 Area of Effect, lasts 1.2 seconds.
Level 2: 300 Area of Effect, lasts 1.6 seconds.
Level 3: 350 Area of Effect, lasts 2.0 seconds.
Level 4: 400 Area of Effect, lasts 2.4 seconds.
Native God “The Red Frog in the Fourth Year of the Houei Era”
Releases several red lightning flashes, dealing damage on enemies. Every lightning flash deals 135 damage.
Cast Range: 400
Spirit Cost: 100/125/150/175 MP
Cooldown: 10s
Level 1: 2 lightning flashes, each flash bounces 1 time.
Level 2: 2 lightning flashes, each flash bounces 3 times.
Level 3: 4 lightning flashes, each flash bounces 3 times.
Level 4: 4 lightning flashes, each flash bounces 5 times.
Native God “Kero-chan Braves the Elements”
Activates a magic shield, which absorbs damage using mana. Absorbs 80% of total damage dealt.
Activation skill
Spirit Cost: 25MP
Cooldown: 5s
Level 1: Each point of MP absorbs 1.5 damage.
Level 2: Each point of MP absorbs 2.0 damage.
Level 3: Each point of MP absorbs 2.5 damage.
Level 4: Each point of MP absorbs 3.0 damage.
Curse God “Mishaguji-sama”
Spirit Cost: 200MP
Causes something bad to happen on all enemy Heroes.
Level 1: 60 seconds cooldown.
Level 2: 45 seconds cooldown.
Level 3: 30 seconds cooldown.
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Rin Kaenbyou
Hell’s Traffic Accident
Specialist, Melee – 100, Movement Speed – 305
Strength: 21 + 1.9
Agility: 22 + 1.9
Intelligence: 15 + 1.4
Skills
Youkai “Blazing Wheel”
Summons Orin’s trusty wheelbarrow with permanent Immolation, can attack, only one can be summoned at a time. Upgradeable through levels. 300 Movement Speed, 700 Attack Range, 3 Attack Rate, can carry corpses. For every corpse the wheelbarrow carries, Orin has an extra spirit accompanying her, each spirit adds 10% Attack.
Spirit Cost: 50/60/70/80 MP
Cooldown: 45s
Level 1: 400HP, 55 Attack, 2 Armor.
Level 2: 600HP, 80 Attack, 4 Armor. Can carry 1 corpse.
Level 3: 800HP, 105 Attack, 6 Armor. Can carry 2 corpses.
Level 4: 1000HP, 130 Attack, 8 Armor. Can carry 3 corpses.
Atonement “Needle Mountain of a Former Hell”
Summons a large mountain of burning needles from Hell, dealing lasting damage to enemies within the area.
Cast Range: 700
Area of Effect: 550
Channeling: 1s
Spirit Cost: 50/60/70/80 MP
Cooldown: 12s
Duration: 7s
Level 1: Lasts for 5 seconds. Deals 60 damage per second.
Level 2: Lasts for 5 seconds. Deals 80 damage per second.
Level 3: Lasts for 5 seconds. Deals 100 damage per second.
Level 4: Lasts for 5 seconds. Deals 120 damage per second.
Cursed Sprite “Zombie Fairy”
Revives corpses. Can attack, can be attacked.
Spirit Cost: 50/40/30/20
Duration: 40s
Level 1: 14 second cooldown.
Level 2: 10 second cooldown.
Level 3: 6 second cooldown.
Level 4: 2 second cooldown.
“Rekindling of Dead Ashes”
Orin sets one of her revived corpses on fire. The corpse will burn and a 300 range explosion occurs after 7.5 seconds. If there are any corpses within the explosion range(including corpses from the wheelarrow), all of them will be revived and burning, Chain Reaction.
Corpses with less than 200HP can only deal half of the damage.
Structures only receive 50% of the total damage.
Spirit Cost: 150/250/350 MP
Cooldown: 70/60/50s
Level 1: Every explosion deals 120 damage.
Level 2: Every explosion deals 160 damage.
Level 3: Every explosion deals 200 damage.
Utsuho Reiuji
The Scorching, Troublesome Divine Flame
Controller, Range – 550, Movement Speed – 285
Strength: 17 + 1.65
Agility: 10 + 1.1
Intelligence: 19 + 2.45
Skills
Explosion Sign “Peta Flare”
Causes the enemy target’s area’s background radiation to increase drastically, creating huge amounts of radioactive materials which then explodes, dealing α-radiation damage on the target and surrounding enemy units
Cast Range: 700
Spirit Cost: 110/120/130/140 MP
Cooldown: 10/9/8/7 s
Level 1: Deals 75 damage on the target, deals 48 damage on surrounding enemies after 3 seconds.
Level 2: Deals 150 damage on the target, deals 96 damage on surrounding enemies after 3 seconds.
Level 3: Deals 225 damage on the target, deals 144 damage on surrounding enemies after 3 seconds.
Level 4: Deals 300 damage on the target, deals 192 damage on surrounding enemies after 3 seconds.
“Hell and Heaven Meltdown”
Sharply increases the fission rate of Okuu’s nuclear powers, quickly providing huge amounts of energy to herself. However, the sudden increase of the fission rate causes the atomic quantum fields to disrupt and split apart the atomic particles, in short, dealing β-radiation damage on herself and all nearby units.
Spirit Cost: 0MP
Cooldown: 60/30/15/5 s
Duration: 60/30/15/5 s
Level 1: Deals 5 damage per second, recovers 6MP per second.
Level 2: Deals 10 damage per second, recovers 12MP per second.
Level 3: Deals 20 damage per second, recovers 24MP per second.
Level 4: Deals 60 damage per second, recovers 72MP per second.
“Abyss Nova”
Fuses, charges and recycles the nuclear energy contained within her body, within the fusion time, Okuu shines yellow, and becomes brighter the longer the charge. 675 γ-radiation explosion damage is dealt after the nuclear energy is released. Okuu can move freely during the fusion time(fusion time is not channelling).
Spirit Cost: 300/265/230/195 MP
Cooldown: 20/17/14/11 s
Level 1: 20 seconds fusion time.
Level 2: 15 seconds fusion time.
Level 3: 10 seconds fusion time.
Level 4: 5 seconds fusion time.
“Hell’s Artificial Sun”
☢CAUTION!!☢ ☢CAUTION!!☢ ☢CAUTION!!☢
Insanely Fast Reaction/Subterranean Sun/Beautiful Flames of Destruction
WARNING! NUCLEAR MISSILE DETECTED!
Map will warn the global position to all Heroes when used.
Casting Range: 1200
Area of Effect: 900
Channeling time: 6.5s
Spirit Cost: 250/350/450 MP
Cooldown: 120s
Level 1: Deals 59% of Max HP damage on all units within range(Including enemies, allies and self). Chaos damage.
Level 2: Deals 79% of Max HP damage on all units within range(Including enemies, allies and self). Chaos damage.
Level 3: Deals 99% of Max HP damage on all units within range(Including enemies, allies and self). Chaos damage.
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Yuka Kazami
Flower Master of the Four Seasons
Specialist, Melee – 128, Movement Speed – 295
Strength: 24 + 2.8
Agility: 22 + 2.4
Intelligence: 15 + 1.8
Skills
Four Seasons “Master of Flowers”
Plants a sunflower with 225HP. Lasts until destroyed. 23-25 Attack, 500 Range, 2 Attack Rate. Sunflowers can heal Yuka and her allies’ HP and MP during the day and become invisible during the night. Each flower within 2000 Range passively adds 5 Attack to Yuka.
Cast Range: 100
Spirit Cost: 20 MP
Cooldown: 9/7/5/3 s
Level 1: Maximum number of Sunflowers is 7.
Level 2: Maximum number of Sunflowers is 10.
Level 3: Maximum number of Sunflowers is 13.
Level 4: Maximum number of Sunflowers is 16.
“Sun’s Garden”
Creates a Sun’s haven. Flowers on top of the haven will increase their size by 30% and their Attack Speed is increased. +4HP regeneration for Yuka if she is on top of the haven. ["Sun’s Garden"] lasts for 20 seconds.
Cast Range: 500
Spirit Cost: 60MP
Cooldown: 10s
Level 1: 200 Area of Effect. +30% Attack Speed of Sunflowers.
Level 2: 360 Area of Effect. +60% Attack Speed of Sunflowers.
Level 3: 520 Area of Effect. +90% Attack Speed of Sunflowers.
Level 4: 680 Area of Effect. +120% Attack Speed for Sunflowers.
Phantasm “Beauty of Nature”
Yuka plants a Sunflower Trap. The trap has 100HP. Requires 1 second summoning time. Can only activate after 2 seconds. 200 Area of Activation and 450 Area of Effect. Stuns enemies within the area when activated.
Cast Range: 500
Spirit Cost: 80/110/140/160 MP
Duration: 20/16/13/10 s
Level 1: 1.5 second Stun.
Level 2: 2.5 second Stun.
Level 3: 3.5 second Stun.
Level 4: 4.5 second Stun.
Flower Sign “Flowering of Gensokyo”
Yuka unleashes her powers of Nature, causing new Sunflowers to bloom immediately near existing Sunflowers, providing powers to Yuka. These instant Sunflowers have the same stats as ordinary Sunflowers, but they have a shorter lifespan.
Sunflowers last for 35 seconds.
Spirit Cost: 125/175/250 MP
Cooldown: 160/140/120 s
Level 1: Blooms 1 Sunflower near each Sunflower.
Level 2: Blooms 2 Sunflowers near each Sunflower.
Level 3: Blooms 3 Sunflowers near each Sunflower.
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Remilia Scarlet
Eternally Young Scarlet Moon
Steamroller, Range – 500, Movement Speed – 305
Strength: 13 + 1.0
Agility: 17 + 2.0
Intelligence: 27 + 2.2
Skills
Divine Spear “Spear The Gungnir”
Throws the Spear of Gungnir. The spear passes through useless, worthless beings, dealing little damage. Stops only when it hits enemy girls, dealing massive damage that ignores Magic Immunity.
Area of Effect: 1000 Range (Maximum)
Spirit Cost: 120/130/140/150 MP
Cooldown: 8s
Level 1: Deals 65 damage on enemy units, deals 130 damage on enemy girls.
Level 2: Deals 110 damage on enemy units, deals 220 damage on enemy girls.
Level 3: Deals 155 damage on enemy units, deals 310 damage on enemy girls.
Level 4: Deals 200 damage on enemy units, deals 400 damage on enemy girls.
Scarlet Bat “Vampirish Night”
Transforms into seven bats, which can freely fly, attack or make fun of worthless beings. Bats can pass through units. Upgradeable through levels. After the end of the duration, Ojou-sama’s position will be on the bat with the highest remaining HP.
Ojou-sama dies if all of the bats are killed.
Spirit Cost: 140/165/190/215 MP
Cooldown: 24s
Level 1: Bats have 125HP, 17 Attack and 450 Movement Speed. Lasts 7 seconds.
Level 2: Bats have 250HP, 25 Attack and 475 Movement Speed. Lasts 9 seconds.
Level 3: Bats have 375HP, 33 Attack and 500 Movement Speed. Lasts 10 seconds.
Level 4: Bats have 500HP, 41 Attack and 522 Movement Speed. Lasts 13 seconds.
Scarlet Sign “Bloody Magic Square”
The game of blood, any damage (includes spells, attacks and items) dealt to enemies will have their life stolen by Remilia, though any other blood which isn’t B-type isn’t that good.
Level 1: Converts 8% of damage dealt into health.
Level 2: Converts 12% of damage dealt into health.
Level 3: Converts 16% of damage dealt into health.
Level 4: Converts 20% of damage dealt into health.
Scarlet Sign “Red The Nightless Castle”
The bloody scarlet cross, a scarlet night. Remilia’s Movement Speed is decreased by 75%, deals huge damage to enemies within 350 Range.
Activation Skill
Spirit Cost: 80 +35/60/85 MP
Cooldown: 8s
Level 1: Deals 105 damage per second.
Level 2: Deals 170 damage per second.
Level 3: Deals 235 damage per second.
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Sakuya Izayoi
Perfect and Elegant Servant
Steamroller, Range – 400, Movement Speed – 305
Strength: 14 + 1.45
Agility: 23 + 2.7
Intelligence: 20 + 1.75
Skills
Time Sign “Sakuya’s Special Stopwatch”
Throws an enchanted knife towards the targeted position. The knife pierces through all enemies and temporary stops their time.
Cast range: 1500
Area of Effect: 100 width
Spirit Cost: 45/70/95/120 MP
Cooldown: 8s
Level 1: Deals 70 damage, 0.7 seconds Time Stop.
Level 2: Deals 95 damage, 0.9 seconds Time Stop.
Level 3: Deals 120 damage, 1.1 second Time Stop.
Level 4: Deals 145 damage, 1.3 second Time Stop.
Buriallusion “Phantasmic Killer”
Sakuya uses the powers of time manipulation to throw large amounts of knives towards multiple directions, dealing damage to enemies in a fan-shaped area.
Area of Effect: 600
Spirit Cost: 155/165/175/185 MP
Cooldown: 14s
Level 1: Deals 110 damage.
Level 2: Deals 180 damage.
Level 3: Deals 250 damage.
Level 4: Deals 320 damage.
Conjuring “Misdirection”
Sakuya suddenly disappears and reappears at another place before everyone realizes what’s going on. Additionally, she leaves a ring of knives on her initial position and Sakuya gains 27% increased, Stackable Attack Speed at her new position. The buff lasts 6 seconds, can be stacked at a maximum of 4 times.
Spirit Cost: 90 MP
Cooldown: 16/14/12/10 s
Level 1: Deals 50 damage, 600 maximum teleport distance.
Level 2: Deals 50 damage, 600 maximum teleport distance.
Level 3: Deals 50 damage, 600 maximum teleport distance.
Level 4: Deals 50 damage, 600 maximum teleport distance.
“Sakuya’s World”
Time, space, everything is under Sakuya’s control. Sakuya will have no cooldown for all of her skills, all of her enemies within 600 Range are slowed by 30%.
Spirit Cost: 70/140/210 MP
Cooldown: 110 s
Level 1: Lasts 3 seconds.
Level 2: Lasts 4.5 seconds.
Level 3: Lasts 6 seconds.
Flandre Scarlet
Sister of The Devil
Steamroller, Melee – 100, Movement Speed – 320
Strength: 12 + 1.1
Agility: 23 + 3.2
Intelligence: 18 + 1.3
Skills
Taboo “Four of a Kind”
Flandre uses her devil powers to split herself into four. Her clones have part of her abilities. The clones have 50% of Flandre’s Attack and takes 100% more damage.
Spirit Cost: 50/100/150/200 MP
Cooldown: 25 s
Level 1: Flandre clones last 5 seconds.
Level 2: Flandre clones last 10 seconds.
Level 3: Flandre clones last 15 seconds.
Level 4: Flandre clones last 20 seconds.
Taboo “Lävatein”
The forbidden weapon and the tabooed power, increases Attack. Enemies attacked by Flandre will have a chance of receiving 16% decreased Movement Speed and 10% decreased Attack Speed, lasts 2 seconds.
Can be stacked with slow effects.
Level 1: +9 Attack, each attack has a 30% chance of Slow.
Level 2: +18 Attack, each attack has a 45% chance of Slow.
Level 3: +27 Attack, each attack has a 60% chance of Slow.
Level 4: +36 Attack, each attack has a 75% chance of Slow.
Q.E.D. “Ripples of 495 Years”
Allows imouto-samas to recover their health when they drink red tea.
Area of Effect: 300
Level 1: 13% Life Steal.
Level 2: 26% Life Steal.
Level 3: 39% Life Steal.
Level 4: 52% Life Steal.
Learn This “And Then There Will Be None Desu~”
Forces all of her clones back into her body, the powers of total destruction will burst at her next several attacks, dealing unbelievable damage. Last 15 seconds.
Cast range: 900
Spirit Cost: 150/250/350 MP
Cooldown: 170s
Duration: 10s
Lasts For: 1 + number of Clones returned
Level 1: 500% increased Attack.
Level 2: 700% increased Attack.
Level 3: 900% increased Attack.
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Komachi Onozuka
Guide of the Sanzu no Kawa
Controller, Melee – 150, Movement Speed – 300
Strength: 23 + 2.7
Agility: 18 + 1.7
Intelligence: 16 + 1.9
Skills
Soul Sign “Soul Games”
Komachi chooses a target, both of them will switch their positions 2 seconds later.
Cast Range: 400?
Spirit Cost: 70MP
Cooldown: 12s
Level 1: ?
Level 2: ?
Level 3: ?
Level 4: ?
Death Sign “Scythe of Final Judgment”
Komachi has a 17% chance to Swing her scythe, dealing damage to all enemies within 230 radius.
Level 1: Swing deals 130 damage.
Level 2: Swing deals 180 damage.
Level 3: Swing deals 230 damage.
Level 4: Swing deals 280 damage.
Soul Sign “Scythe of Exiled Souls”
Extracts the souls out from slayed enemies. The souls can be detonated, the explosions deals (80+4% Max HP of affect target) Magic damage within 320 radius. The souls are invulnerable, lasts 120 seconds.
Spirit Cost: 50/40/30/20 MP
Duration: 40s
Level 1: Maximum number of Souls is 3, 200 Movement Speed.
Level 2: Maximum number of Souls is 6, 230 Movement Speed.
Level 3: Maximum number of Souls is 9, 260 Movement Speed.
Level 4: Maximum number of Souls is 12, 290 Movement Speed.
Death Song “Ferriage in the Deep Fog”
Detonates all souls at once.
Short-Lived “Short Life Expectancy”
Adds Death’s symbol onto the target enemy, when the enemy’s HP is less than 50%, Komachi immediately appears behind her target, stuns the target for 1 second, then prepares Death’s ritual, dealing the fatal blow.
Ignores Magic Immunity, ignores Ethereal, ignores Invulerability.
Cast Range: 150
Spirit Cost: 100/200/300 MP
Cooldown: 75/60/45 s
Level 1: Death’s symbol lasts for 25 seconds.
Level 2: Death’s symbol lasts for 30 seconds.
Level 3: Death’s symbol lasts for 45 seconds.
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Patchouli Knowledge
The Unmoving Great Library
All-Rounder, Range – 650, Movement Speed – 275
Strength: 11 + 1.1
Agility: 12 + 1.4
Intelligence: 33 + 3.8
Skills
Sun Sign “Royal Flare”
Knowledge family’s signature spell, after locking on the target, Patchouli starts muttering incantations to collect large amounts of the Sun’s element on the enemy, then immediately explodes, dealing exceptional damage.
Royal Flare has 150 initial damage + additional damage, the higher the Intelligence stats, the higher the additional damage.
Lock-on fails if the opponent is outside 1000 range.
Cast Range: 700
Channeling: 3s
Spirit Cost: 100/125 MP
Cooldown: 1s
Level 1: Additional damage equals to 2x Intelligence.
Level 2: Additional damage equals to 3x Intelligence.
Level 3: Additional damage equals to 4x Intelligence.
Level 4: Additional damage equals to 5x Intelligence.
Fire Metal Sign “St.Elmo’s Pillar”
Summons a wall of fire that obstructs enemies from passing through the designated area. When the duration of the firewall ends, the wall dissipates into fire, dealing light continuous damage to enemies within the area.
When reflected by the wall, 20 damage + 50% of Patchouli’s Intelligence damage is dealt
If the enemy proceeds to break the wall using high speed skills, then the enemy receives a short burst of huge damage.
Cast Range: 500/600/700/800
Channeling: 0.4s
Spirit Cost: 150MP
Cooldown: 3.5/4.0/4.5/5.0 s
Level 1: Length of firewall is 224, lasts 6 seconds.
Level 2: Length of firewall is 288, lasts 7 seconds.
Level 3: Length of firewall is 352, lasts 8 seconds.
Level 4: Length of firewall is 416, lasts 9 seconds.
Metal Wood Sign “Elemental Harvester”
Limits all enemies’ Skill usage on the designated area.
Area of Effect: 600/700/800/900
Spirit Cost: 120/150/180/210 MP
Cooldown: 15s
Level 1: Enemies receive 1.5 damage for every MP lost, maximum 150 damage.
Level 2: Enemies receive 2.0 damage for every MP lost, maximum 300 damage.
Level 3: Enemies receive 2.5 damage for every MP lost, maximum 450 damage.
Level 4: Enemies receive 3.0 damage for every MP lost, maximum 600 damage.
Five Elements Sign “Philosopher’s Stone”
Activates the ultimate synthesis of Alchemy – The Philosopher’s Stone. Each time Patchouli attacks, the Stone will aid her in attacking.
Also increases the damage dealt by the initial Element of Fire and Element of Wood bullets.
Right-Click to Auto Cast.
Spirit Cost: 30/55/80 MP
Level 1: Additional Element of Metal. Element of Metal deals Hero damage and can bounce once.
Level 2: Additional Element of Earth. Element of Earth deals Hero damage and Magic damage in a small area.
Level 3: Additional Element of Water. Element of Water deals Magic damage in a small area and has Slow effect.
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THdota
Stores
Grocery Store (Umbrella Shop)
Tengu’s Talisman
Price : 500
Effect: Adds 10% Attack Speed
Text: Everyone must have seen it now! This notebook that Ayaya carries around everywhere is not just a notebook, it’s also a tengu’s talisman!
Dessert
Price: 375
Effect: +2HP Regeneration
Text: A dessert made by the founder of Ran Ran Ru, this desert will never finish no matter how much you consume!
Soft Drink
Price: 325
Effect: +35%MP Regeneration
Text: A soft drink is a drink that is soft, if you’re wondering where does the soft come from, just use your imagination.
Bun
Price: 875
Effect: +4HP Regeneration
Text: If you think this is just a bun, you’re wrong. This is actually a hamburger bun!
Sake
Price: 875
Effect: +75%MP Regeneration
Text: Booze is good!
Witch’s Broom
Price: 500
Effect: +35 Movement Speed
Text: Marisa’s household broom. Durable, very good for sweeping floors, add holding it can make you run faster! Another must-have traveling item.
God’s Right Hand
Price: 500
Effect: +100HP and +130MP
Text: Legend has it that God did his first time with this.
Birdy
Price: 1000
Effect: +180MP
Text: Frequently chatting with a bird can activate your brain cells, chatting long enough will quickly turn you into a birdbrain.
Gum
Price: 1100
Effect: +150HP
Text: Gum Gum makes you go Numb Numb, Bum Bum!
Candle
Price: 1400
Effect: +18% Evasion
Blessed Frog from an Ice Fairy
Price: 675
Effect: +7 Attack and +7% Attack Speed
Text: The champion of all the frogs, which has even more powers after a smooch from an ice fairy.
Consumables Shop(Arcane Box)
Baby Tengu
Price: 750
Effect: True Sight (Can see invisible units)
Drops on Death
Text: Legend says that tengus with unnaturally sensitive senses can see things normal tengus can see. Bring a tengu now and you won’t be afraid of unknown backstabs anymore!
Hakurei Shrine Tea
Price: 100
Consumable
Effect: Recovers 300HP in 10 seconds
Text: Give 100 yen on the donation box and Santa miko will give you a cup of Chinese tea.
Scarlet Devil Mansion Tea
Price: 50
Consumable
Effect: Recovers 100MP in 16 seconds
Text: A cup of English tea that Sakuya normally serves for her ojou-sama. Rumor has it, the tea has very special ingredients.
Ticket to Gensokyo
Price: 65
Consumable
Effect: Teleports to an allied structure, 3 seconds channeling, 45 seconds cooldown.
Text: Meepo, you can easily go to your friend’s house easily with this!
Kappa Life Detector
Price: 100
Consumable
Effect: Places a ward with 180 seconds vision.
Text: A modified life detector, it can detect life in a wide area!
Tengu Spy Camera
Price: 250
Consumable
Effect: Places a ward with True Sight. Lasts 180 seconds.
Can only be placed on trees
Drops on Death
Text: Professional spying equipment, nothing can escape under its lenses!
Kappa Super Detector
Price: 200
Consumable
Effect: Places a ward with 360 seconds vision.
Text: Even more modified detector, it’s cheap, huge, durable, top product!
Yukkuri
Price: 50
Effect: Can be used to carry items.
Text: Yukkuri is not to be eaten, it is to be loved! Love them, and they can even be useful!
Jinkela
Price: 425
Consumable
Effect: One Bag is Worth Two (Active) : +2 Armor, +20% Attack and +80HP to all units within the area (including towers). Effects last for 10 seconds. Can be used 4 times.
Recipe can be bought again if finished.
Text: Absorb NPK from two meters down.
Status Shop(Tent)
Saigyouji Branch
Price: 150
Effect: +3 Strength
Text: Branch torn by some idiot who disrespects Nature.
Cat Mint
Price: 150
Effect: +3 Agility
Text: A species of herb that lives in tropical forests, cats like this very much nyo~
Recipe of Oz
Price: 150
Effect: +3 Intelligence
Text: This scroll has Oz’s favourite food written on it – omelette rice.
Petit Cucumber
Price: 53
Effect: +1 All Stats
Text: Kappa’s favourite cucumber.
Graffiti Petal
Price: 400
Effect: +5 Strength
Text: Sakura petal fouled by some idiot who disrespects Nature.
Nekomimi
Price: 400
Effect: +5 Agility
Text: Very moe cat ears nyo~
Basics of Magic: Wind
Price: 400
Effect: +5 Intelligence
Text: One of the book’s from Patchouli’s library, it contains basics on applying wind skills. It’s not sure why this book is sold on Marisa’s store.
Magic Shroom
Price: 205
Effect: +2 All Stats
Text: A common species of mushroom found in The Forest of Magic. Supposedly a good luck charm.
Paper Mask
Price: 1000
Effect: +9 Strength
Text: A mask made out of tissue. Wearing it makes you look tougher.
Cat Claws
Price: 1000
Effect: +7 Agility
Text: Wearing these increases your finger dexterity nyo~
Lunar Landing Probe Manual
Price: 1000
Effect: +7 Intelligence
Text: A popular book for Lunarians, Chang’e used this as train equipment once to fly towards the moon.
Ice Cubes for Summer
Price: 2100
Effect: +6 All Stats
Text: Once upon a storm, the founder of Ran Ran Ru invented this item, which revolutionizes beverages of this century.
Hardware Shop(Rock House)
Frost’s Sorrow
Price: 500
Effect: +8 Attack
Text: Letty’s ice sword.
Tiny Scissors
Price: 1200
Effect: +12 Attack
Text: The legendary weapon used for cutting fingernails.
Small Hammer
Price: 1400
Effect: +16 Attack
Text: This thing can really hurt your head.
Little Screwdriver
Price: 1600
Effect: +21 Attack
Text: Screwing people is never a problem with a screwdriver in hand.
Minute Spanner
Price: 2400
Effect: +30 Attack
Text: Very vulgar & violent weapon. Back can be used to hit people while the front can be used to pick both holes of a person’s nose, a must for travelers.
Silver Knife
Price: 3000
Effect: +45 Attack
Text: Favourite item used by vampire hunters, apples become very delicious after being cut by this knife.
Kourindou Garments(Kourin)
Grand Dress
Price: 250
Effect: +2 Armor and +50HP
Text: Grandaunt’s dress, a.k.a Grand Dress.
Sailor Dress
Price: 550
Effect: +4 Armor
Text: An elegant sailor girl’s dress, finished with an extremely short mini-skirt for ease of battle!
Swimsuit
Price: 1400
Effect: +4 Armor
Text: A swimsuit that looks thin but is powerful within.
Bloomers
Price: 650
Effect: +10% Magic Reduction
Text: Wear this on your head and you will be fearless.
ZUN’s Hat
Price: 950
Effect: +2 Armor and +3HP Regeneration
Text: A hat worn by ZUN-sama.
Metallic Chest Protector
Price: 300
Effect: +40% chance to block 30 damage.
Text: The legendary metallic bra, it keeps your assets safe.
Cafeteria(Mushroom)
Portable Bento
Price: Auto
Recipe: Dessert
Soft Drink
Effect: +2HP Regeneration and +50%MP Regeneration. Each time nearby enemies cast a spell, you can collect 1 bento. Maximum 7 charges.
Consume (Active): Instantly uses up all charges, immediately recovering (Charge*15) HP and MP.
Delicious Bento
Price: Auto
Recipe: Portable Bento
Petit Cucumber x3
Effect: +2HP Regeneration and +50%MP Regeneration, +1 All Stats. Each time nearby enemies cast a spell, you can collect 1 bento. Maximum 7 charges.
Consume (Active): Instantly uses up all charges, immediately recovering (Charge*20) HP and MP.
Luxurious Bento
Price: Auto
Recipe: Delicious Bento
Petit Cucumber x3
Effect: +2HP Regeneraion and +50%MP Regeneration, +2 All Stats. Each time nearby enemies cast a spell, you can collect 1 bento. Maximum 7 charges.
Consume (Active): Instantly uses up all charges, immediately recovering (Charge*25) HP and MP.
Banquet Food Basket
Price: Auto
Recipe: Bun
Sake
Effect: +3 Attack, +4HP Regeneration and +75%MP Regeneration.
Text: A basket that is always used in Hakurei Shrine festivals, it contains a lot of food inside it.
Magic Shroom Kebab
Price: 180
Recipe: Saigyouji Branch
Magic Shroom
Effect: +2 Intelligence, +2 Agility and +4 Strength.
Eat (Active) : Permanently increases 2 Strength.
Disappears after usage.
Magic Shroom Soup
Price: 155
Recipe: Recipe of Oz
Magic Shroom
Effect: +2 Strength, +2 Agility and +4 Intelligence.
Eat (Active) : Permanently increases 2 Intelligence.
Disappears after usage.
Magic Shroom Pie
Price: 180
Recipe: Cat Mint
Magic Shroom
Effect: +2 Strength, +2 Intelligence and +4 Agility.
Eat (Active) : Permanently increases 2 Agility.
Disappears after usage.
Heaven Peach
Price: 2000
Effect: +3 All Stats.
M-Peach (Passive) : +15% Attack Speed for every 200 damage received and accumulated. Lasts 12 seconds. Buff is stackable.
Text: A peach fallen from the sky, looks delicious.
Banana
Price: 1200
Effect: +3 Agility and +8% Movement Speed.
Lethal Weapons Dealer(Barrel)
Internet Addiction Eliminator
Price: 4200
Recipe: Little Screwdriver
Effect: +15 Attack and +5 All Stats.
Freeze, You Require Aid! (Active): 180 Cast Range, drops Movement Speed to 0% for 2 seconds, recovers slowly. Also decreases 60 Intelligence for 6 seconds, 25 seconds cooldown.
Portable Donation Box
Price: 1400
Effect: +18 Attack Speed.
Blackmail (Active): Immediately turn enemy units into gold, 185MP, 75 seconds cooldown.
Titanic Paddle
Price: Auto
Recipe: Frost’s Sorrow
Tiny Scissors
Effect: +34 Attack.
Critical Strike (Passive): Has 10% chance to deal 150% damage.
Sanzu no Kawa’s Titanic
Price: 500
Recipe: Little Screwdriver
Titanic Paddle
Effect: +56 Attack.
Critical Strike (Passive): Has 15% chance to deal 300% damage.
Inaba’s Scepter of Medicine
Price: Auto
Recipe: Small Hammer x2
Effect: +20 Attack and +3 Strength.
Bash (Passive): Has 22% chance to stun an enemy. 1.1 second stun.
SDRL (Scarlet Devil Rocket Launcher)
Price: 1200
Recipe: Lunar Landing Probe Manual
Effect: +9 Attack, +3/0/-3/-6/-9 Strength, +3/5/7/9/11 Agility and +12/15/18/21/24 Intelligence.
Here, Eat This! (Active): Deals 320/440/560/680/800 damage on targeted enemy unit,
Range: 400/500/600/700/800
Spirit Cost: 265/235/205/185/155 MP
Cooldown: 40/36/32/28/24 s
Upgradeable, 5 levels. Buy Recipe to upgrade.
Watermelon Sword
Price: Auto
Recipe: Small Hammer x2
Effect: +13 Attack.
Corruption (Passive): -⑨ Armor
Lunarite Piece
Price: Auto
Recipe: Tengu Amulet x3
Effect: +5 Attack and +35% Attack Speed.
Devil’s Milk Tooth of Chaos
Price: Auto
Recipe: Lunarite Piece
Silver Knife
Effect: +45 Attack and +35% Attack Speed.
Demon’s Rage (Active): 180% increased Attack Speed and 20% increased Movement Speed. However, the user takes 150% more damage.
Lunar Rabbit Illusion Weapon
Price: Auto
Recipe: Lunarite Piece x3
Effect: +15 Attack and +35% Attack Speed.
Illusion (Passive): Attacks become Multi-attacks. Attacks 3 targets.
Can only be used on Ranged girls.
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Touhou Daydream Breaker Item List
Lesser Recipe:
1. Meditation Ring – 300
-Mana Robe
-Recovery Ring
2. Boots of Speed (Handle) – 290
-Boots of Speed
-Leather Knuckle
-Recipe
3. Emerald Ring – 460
-Ring of Balance
-Grappling Glove
-Cloak of Intellect
-Agility Shoes
4. Pendant of Spiritual Power – 235
-Mana Robe
-Mana Pendant
5. Bloody Mask – 265
-Recovery Ring
-Pendant of Life
6. Chain Sickle – 405
-Pickaxe
-Whip
-Leather Knuckle
-Recipe
7. Fine Charm – 350
-Amulet of Warding
-Recipe
8. Mask of Protection – 320
-Broken Amulet
-Summer Mask
9. Wand of Power – 510
-Mystic Staff
-Mana Robe
-Cloak of Intellect
10. Banish Totem – 475
-Mystic Staff
-Broken Amulet
-Recipe
11. Purified Vampire Blood – 145
-Fresh Water
-Green Tea
-Vampire Blood
Lesser
1. Cursed Doll – 300
-Broken Amulet
-Recipe
2. Pink Drug – 280
-Vampire Blood
-Peace Treaty
-Seduction of Spector
-Recipe
3.Light Glove – 300
-Leather Knuckle
-Grappling Glove
4. Mana Cloak – 300
-Mana Robe
-Cloak of Intellect
-Recipe
5. Amulet of Endurance – 405
-Recipe
-Amulet of Warding
-Broken Amulet
-Regeneration Potion
6. Tome of Wind – 400
-Wind Staff
-Ancient Manuscript
-Recipe
7. Picture Book – 450
-Love Potion
-Ancient Manuscript
-Recipe
8.Pandaren Manual – 400
-Ancient Manuscript
-Recipe
9. Bloody Flag – 400
-Wardrum
-Balance Jade
-Recipe
10. Magic Dust – 395
-Hidden Camera
-Recipe
Intermediate
1. Guardian Neklace – 485
-Fine Charm
-Necklace of Protection
2. Celestial Shoes – 545
-Boots of Speed
-Recipe
3. Observer Eye – 700
-Recipe
-Magic Dust
-Pendant of Life
-Pendant of Mana
4. Gold RIng – 660
-Recipe
-Emerald Ring
-Scroll of Town Portal
5. Spirit Drain – 595
-Banish Totem
-Mana Burn
-Broken Amulet
6. Frostmourne – 750
-Bloody Flag
-Recipe
7. Crystal ring – 585
-Mask of Protection
-Broken Amulet
-Recipe
8. Mistress of Dead – 480
-Purified Vampire Blood
-Balance Jade
-Recipe
9. Moon Crystal – 1400
-Ogre Gaunlet
-Eye of Ra
-Mystic Staff
-Recipe
10. Assasin Blade – 1050
-Cursed Doll
-Balance Jade
-Night Bird Claw
-Recipe
11. Archery Glove -700
-Chain Sickle
-Balance Jade
-Recipe
Intermediate :
1.Protective Footwear – 415
-Boots of Speed
-Amulet of Warding
-Steel Shoes
2. Guardian Robe – 635
-Pendant of Spiritual Power
-Pendant of Mana
-Mana Cloak
3.Rosary – 660
-Amulet of Endurance
-Fresh Water
-Rock Candy
-Star Candy
4. Pathfinder – 300
-Speed Potion
-Boots of Speed
-Recipe
5. Wolf Fang – 690
-Eye of Ra
-Agility Shoes
-Recipe
6. Blood Rim – 800
-Ogre Gauntlet
-Grappling Glove
-Recipe
7. Force Staff – 650
-Mystic Staff
-Cloak of Intellect
-Mana Pendant
-Recipe
8. Tower Shield – 520
-Hard Shell
-Wooden Shield
-Recipe
9. Steel Armor – 320
-Hard Shell
-Steel Spear
-Recipe
10. Rune of Warding -820
-Vitality Booster
-Love Potion
-Recovery Ring
-Recipe
11. Fire Magic Tome – 850
-Pandaren Manual
-Circlet
-Recipe
Advanced :
1.Mistilltain -1600
-Broadsword
-Frostguard
2. Ohnyalei – 1350
-Wand of Power
-Banish totem
3. Raging Heart – 1070
-Spirit Drain
-Night Bird Claw
-Recipe
4. Daydream Breaker Replica – 770
-Purification Staff
-Crystal Ring
-Recipe
5. Blood Seeker – 960
-Bloody Mask
-Mistress of Dead
-Vampire Blood
-Recipe
6. Spirit Rune – 2000
-Moon Crystal
-Recipe
7. Cawenmann – 1716
-Assasin Blade
-Recipe
8. Advanced Archery Glove – 1300
-Light Glove
-Archery Glove
-Recipe
9.Archmage Robe – 1500
-Guardian Robe
-Mystic Staff
-Wand of Power
-Recipe
10.Bloody Key – 1025
-Rosary
-Vampire Blood
-Recipe
11. Ghost Key – 1260
-Guardian Neklace
-Wand of Power
-Recipe
Advanced:
1. Twin Key – 2510
-Bloody Key
-Ghost Key
-Recipe
2. Bloody Vizard -920
-Mistress of Dead
-Recipe
3. Bloody Coffin – 3145
-Bloody Seeker
-Bloody Key
-Bloody Vizard
-Recipe
4. Rocket Shoes -1095
-Celestial shoes
-Pathfinder
-Recipe
5. Protection Rune – 1300
-Amulet of Warding
-Emerald ring
-Recipe
6.King Koopa Shell – 890
-Steel Armor
-Steel Spear
-Moon Armor
7.Monarch – 965
-Tower Shield
-Wooden Shield
-Recipe
8. Future Diary – 1150
-Picture Book
-Cursed Doll
-Recipe
9. Kodo Geass – 1690
-War Drum
-Cursed Doll
-Chain Sickle
-Fine Charm
10. Soul Wand – 1375
-Tome of Wind
-Ancient Manuscript
-Recipe
11. White Drug – 930
-Pink Drug
-Essence of Hunger
-Vampire Blood
-Recipe
Guidepost of Moonlight
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List Char : http://wp.me/sxlNW-testttt
Rekap Chp 1 : http://wp.me/pxlNW-f
Rekap Chp 2 : http://wp.me/pxlNW-k
Harap gunakan nick character masing,
untuk spectator gunakan warna BIRU
Mau ikutan, tp belum bikin char? PM rey_as
Lokasi anak” untuk sementara :
depan kelas : vivio, ilya, tally, raira, cheng, Frey, wawocks (RIP)
warteg : Max
warnet: kepsek
ruang guru: rion, kez
yg tidak jelas keberadaannya : radianto, ichinose, wawok I
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Rekap Chp Terakhir : http://wp.me/pxlNW-k
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Vivio Sidestory
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Di pagi itu, aku terbangun lebih pagi dari biasanya. Jam menunjukkan angka 5. Matahari masih belum nampak dari jendela apartemenku. Hawa dingin begitu terasa ketika aku beranjak dari ranjang. Aku lalu menuju meja komputerku untuk melihat downloadanku yang kemarin kutinggal. Masih nampak angka 89% pada window utorrent, sudah beberapa hari kujalankan torrent yang berisi installasi game terbaru. Ya, saya adalah seorang gamer. Fanatik kalau boleh dibilang. Mungkin terdengar aneh kalau mendengar seorang cewek yang fanatik dengan game. Oh ya, namaku Vivio Juliant, yang bulan desember kemarin baru saja menginjak usia 17 tahun. Aku tinggal sendirian di apartemen yang dikelola oleh pamanku. Kedua orang tuaku workaholic, dan juga terlalu overprotektif, sehingga aku memutuskan bersekolah jauh dari mereka untuk bebas. Sudah hampir 2 tahun aku tinggal sendiri. Kubuka window messengerku, kulihat beberapa nama teman2ku yang kukenal dari internet. Dengan santainya aku memulai pembicaraan dengan salah satu temanku,
Vioryndr: DS ku hang
Vioryndr: freeze waktu lawan beldr
Vioryndr adalah nick yg kupakai sebagai usernameku,
Infels : mending hang
Infels : gw dulu maen salah pake cheat sistem na ada yg ilang
Ya, dia memang seorang cheater, game apapun selalu memakai cheat, padahal aku orangnya anti cheat, entah kenapa aku malas sekali menggunakan cheat, baik itu game offline ataupun online.
Vioryndr: ini lawan Belial gimana
Vioryndr : susah
Vioryndr : curang bgt bisa nyerang 1 map
Infels : cheat aja wakakkakak
Infels : naikin lvl demon kek
Vioryndr : ah pecuma, nyerangnya 1 map
Vioryndr : belum sampe deket dia udah dikit hpnya
Infels : gw terakhir bikin sumon yg rare lvl 70han waktu lvl 47
Infels : bikin aja
Infels : gampang kok
Aku terdiam sebentar, mengingat di game tersebut punya sistem kita gak bisa punya demon yang lvlnya lebih tinggi dari lvl main char kita, terus gimana caranya dia lvl 47 punya demon yg lvlnya 70an. Ah iya, dia kan cheater. Tiba-tiba muncul sebuah pop-up chat, dari salah seorang temanku pada game online,
d2009ango: hei
d2009ango: tumben ol
Vioryndr : np?
d2009ango: nti mlm ol y
d2009ango: clanwar
Vioryndr : jam rp?
d009ango : 11an
Ya, jam segitu memang jadwalku bermain. Aku biasa bermain sampai dini hari. Makanya jam 5 terbilang terlalu pagi bagiku yang biasa tidur telat. Jam hampir menunjukka angka 6. Aku pun bersiap2 untuk pergi bersekolah. Entah kenapa disekolah banyak sekali yang mengidolakanku. Baik itu cewek atau cowok. Namun lebih banyak ceweknya, padahal menurutku aku orangnya biasa2 saja. Padahal aku ingin memiliki hubungan yang normal dengan seorang cowok, seperti cewek lain pada umumnya. Sayangnya aku punya trauma sama cowok yang lebih tua. Ah sudah hampir jam 6 lebih, mungkin lain kali saja aku bercerita tentang traumaku. Aku pun dengan cekatannya memakai seragam. Kulihat wajahku di depan cermin, kusisir rambutku yang pendek ini. “OK” kataku sambil berkata ke cermin. kembali ke arah komputer, kutuliskan status “away” pada messengerku. Lalu aku pergi kesekolah. Kunaiki mitsubishi lancer evo x ku yang berwarna merah metalik itu melewati keramaian pagi.
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pada suatu hari di warnet langganan “The Bridge”(sebenarnya dia punya, supaya ga ketauan ama ortu murid, blgnya sih punya tmennya), The Bridge sedang bermain dota, RF, PB, CS, L4D2 disaat yang bersamaan (maklum warnetnya punya dia, jadi cuma dia yang dapet komputer bagus) dia melihat kiri kanan. ternyata disana terlihat ada perempuan kecil sedang bermain ayodance. mengingat fetish si kepsek setan ini loli, dia terdiam beberapa saat dan berkata
The Bridge : “nak, kamu tidak sekolah?”
anak kecil : *melihat dengan pandangan kesal* Oom siapa??
The Bridge : “om yang punya warnet ini”
anak kecil : *mengamati* hmmm…. kok kelihatannya kampungan? bener om yang punya ini?
The Bridge : *ini anak ga diajarin sopan santun ya ama ortunya -___-* bner kok, orang tua kamu sekarang ada dimana?”
anak kecil : papah… papah ada di sanah lagi maeeen *menunjuk ke arah pojokan*
The Bridge : *OMGWTFBBQFACEPALM.JPG* “trus ibumu?”
anak kecil : mamah…. eeh mamah…. *berdiri dan berteriak* PAAAAAH!!! MAMAH LAGI DIMANA YAAAH??
Papa : YAAA?? MAMA? MAMA LAGI BELI BAHAN2 BUAT NANTI MAKAN MALEM!! KAMU YANG SABAR YA NUNGGUNYAAAA!!! *lanjut maen*
The Bridge : *keluarga yang bahagia :hammer* “kamu ga ada pelajaran gitu?”
anak kecil : pelajaran?? pelajaran itu apaaa?
The Bridge : “jadi kamu ga sekolah?”
anak kecil : sekolah sih udah selesaaai…. Om sendiri mo ngapain di sinii?
The Bridge : “om main lah”
anak kecil : Om main ayodance jugaaa? *mata berbinar2*
The Bridge : *WOOOOOOGH nosebleeding.jpg* iya, adek lanjutin aja deh maennya *sambil tersipu malu
anak kecil : *berbicara kecil ke jam tangan* ya sepertinya kita sudah mendapatkan targetnya…
tiba2 anak kecil tadi mendatangi The Bridge yang sedang main.
anak kecil : eh eh… om om…. itu sekolah di depan…. om kenal sama yang punya ga? katanya siih orangnya ganteeeeng….. *tersipu malu*
The Bridge : iya orangnya ganteng bgt loh :maho
anak kecil : seriuus??? om kenal???
The Bridge : serius, dan kenal pulak :maho
anak kecil : trus trus katanya kepsek di sana punya hewan aneh gitu ya??? wa…. wa… wa…
The Bridge : wawok
anak kecil : aaaah iyaaa wawooook!!! eh eh om!! pak kepsek di sana orangnya kayak apa siiih? *mata berbinar*
The Bridge : *moooee nosebleed.jpg* pokoknya orangnya ganteng, perkasa, disukai banyak wanita dan dibenci oleh pria karena kegantengannya
anak kecil : waaaaaah!!! *terkesima* ehe ehe ehe…. kata papa aku boleh menikah sama orang yang ganteng sama kaya…. pak kepsek kan punya sekolah berarti kaya kaaan???
The Bridge : kaya dong, keren lagi
anak kecil : om om mau dong ketemu ama pak kepseknyaaaaa!!! mau ketemu wa…wa…wa…wawoknyaaaa!!
The Bridge : what? okay2, saya ke kamar mandi sebentar
setelah sekian lama, datanglah si kepsek, dengan rupa seorang muda umur 32 tahun, berpenampilan cool, dengan kaca mata hitam oakeley, dengan jam tangan bermerk tissoto
kepsek : hai anak kecil yang manis
anak kecil : ooom siapaaa? om tadi kemana yah……
kepsek : om yang tadi sedang mencari makan, saya kepseknya *muka ganteng sambil berbinar2 tertiup angin*
anak kecil : waaaaaah jadi oooom ini kepseknyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!?!? nee nee nee katanya om punya hewan wa…wa..wa..wa….? wawoog?
kepsek : namanya wawok, klo kamu blushing, saya panggil nanti wawoknya
anak kecil : aaah pak kepsek bisa ajaaaa… *tangannya naik turun* emmm….. be-begini? *menatap ke atas*
kepsek : *nosebleed.jpg pingsan* *GUBRAK*
anak kecil : *berbicara lagi ke jam tangannya* di sini ALPHA, target sudah berhasil dilumpuhkan. Tetapi keberadaan hewan X belum dapat dikonfirmasi.
markas : *BZZZZZTTTTT* di sini HQ, lanjutkan ke plan B amankan dulu target ke dalam van *BZZZZZTTTT*
anak kecil : diterima…..*mematikan alat komunikasi dan melihat ke arah kepsek* KEIKAKU DOOORI *evilgrin.jpg*
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Side story : Kenyataan di balik kecelakaan di laboratorium kimia beberapa hari yang lalu
Hari itu, aku sedang bereksperimen seperti biasanya tanpa seijin kepala sekolah dan dilakukan diluar jam pelajaran. Setidaknya aku ingin meningkatkan keahlianku dalam pekerjaan lapangan karena sudah beberapa bulan ini aku hanya duduk di balik meja dan menyebut teori2 yang sudah kupelajari beberapa tahun lalu.
Singkat cerita, ada piaraan Pak kepsek yang lepas waktu itu. Bentuknya mirip buaya dan diberi nama…eee, udah agak lama ceritanya jadi saya lupa…kalo gitu namanya buaya aja. *Ahem* ketika aku sedang asik-asiknya memainkan tabung reaksi dengan lincah, ada suara berdesis dari arah pintu.
Buaya : Hisssssssss~
Rion : …piaraan pak kepsek lepas lagi ya?
Untuk mencegah buaya itu masuk ke dalam, aku berjalan ke arah pintu untuk menutupnya…tapi buaya itu berhasil menyelinap ke dalam dan langsung menjilat paha kananku.
Rion : !
Buaya : Mmmmmm, ahhhhh
Rion : *Pak, saya dan beberapa murid disini belum mau mati pak…tolong urus binatang piaraan dengan baik dan benar…*
Buaya itu mulai mengganas [ato nafsu?] dan berusaha mendaki badanku. Secara refleks aku mundur kebelakang untuk menjauhi makhluk zalim itu, tetapi aku terpeleset dengan sukses dan membentur meja. Beberapa bahan kimia yang terlihat berbahaya mulai tumpah di depanku dan ajaibnya langung membentuk kobaran api.
Buaya itu bukannya takut dengan api, malah mencoba menerjangnya. Tampaknya dia sudah menganggapku sebagai majikannya [ato santapan?]. Karena aku tidak mau mempunyai piaraan itu dan tampaknya dia tidak takut api dan api makin meluas, maka kucoba menumpahkan seember air kearah buaya yang sedang mandi api itu.
Binatang sial itu malah tambah ganas ~_~
Ahhhhh, karena waktu itu aku sudah tidak tahu harus apa lagi, kulempar satu karung berisi suatu unsur yang aku lupa namanya, dan kembali menyiramnya dengan air, dengan harapan buayanya kabur dan apinya padam. Tapi entah kenapa, seketika karung itu mengalami kontak dengan air, karungnya MELEDAK!
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Beberapa menit setelah kejadian yang kurang bisa dipercaya itu, aku berhasil keluar dari tumpukan puing2…eeh, sebenarnya aku terlempar kebawah meja, jadi aman dari barang2 yang berjatuhan dari atas. Kulihat ke arah sumber ledakan itu, sang buaya sudah telentang tanpa nyawa…dan ada suara pak kepsek yang marah2 ke arah lab. Secara instan aku langsung kabur dari tempat kejadian lewat jendela dan memutuskan untuk pulang ke rumah untuk datang keesokan harinya tanpa rasa bersalah…
Untung pak kepsek belum tahu kejadian sebenarnya…dan untuk menghibur diri, dia membawa 6 wawok dari peternakan wawok yang dimilikinya di 7 titik penjuru dunia. Yang parah yaa… wawoknya lebih sering lepas daripada buayanya, minimal 2 kali satu minggu, sering masuk kelas atau bersantai di ruang guru, terkadang juga berlaku seperti murid sekolah lain. Pak kepsek tidak keberatan dengan hal itu dan malah makin menyayangi wawoknya.
*End*
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Side Story : Destiny
Haaai~ namaku Kyrlia Gardevoir~ Semasa SMP aku bukanlah anak yang mencolok. Memakai kacamata, wajah tertutup rambut, dikepang. Selalu di pojok ruangan, menatap langit. Sesekali kubuka buku tulisku dan menuangkan apa yang ada di pikiranku. Tetapi semua itu berubah, ketika aku bertemu dengannya…..Ya… orang itu…
Hari itu seperti biasanya, hari yang seakan cerah namun mendung. Aku berjalan pulang dari sekolah. Kupikir ini akan jadi hari yang biasa, pulang dari sekolah, di rumah melakukan kegiatan sehari2, lalu tidur. Akan tetapi kejadian naas itu terjadi. Ternyata buku yang biasa kupakai mengarang tertinggal diatas meja sekolah. Esok paginya…. aku sangat terkejut. buku yang berisi karanganku terpampang didepan kelas. Semua menertawainya. Aku tak berani mengambilnya, hanya terpaku di depan mejaku. Semua kelas seakan menjadi musuhku. tak ada yang membantuku aku hanya sendiri di kelas….
Berawal dari kejadian ini penyiksaan ini terus berlanjut. DI kelas, di kantin, bahkan di luar sekolah. Mereka memanggilku abnormal. Menjadikanku pesuruh. Meski dengan alasan mengajak pergi bermain bersama, sebenarnya hanya alasan untuk memperbudakku saja.
Tapi suatu hari, mereka mulai kelewatan. Aku dipaksa ikut mereka ke tempat “aneh”. Aku menolaknya. Lalu mereka membawaku ke gang yang sepi.
bully 1 : *mendorong sampai jatuh tersungkur* APA KATAMU!?!? TIDAK MAU IKUT!?!?
Kyrlia : t-tapi tempat itu kan-
bully 2 : Haaaa!??? bukannya itu tempat kesukaanmu? darimana lagi kamu mendapat fantasi seperti itu??
Kyrlia : b-bukan!! aku tidak pernah-
bully 1 : heh berisik!! *menginjak2*
bully 3 : hei tidak apa2 bermain fisik?
bully 2 : biarkan saja toh tidak akan ada yang mempercayai dia
bully 1 : hei bagaimana kalau kita panggil “mereka”
bully 3 : “mereka”? ah “mereka” pasti akan suka dengan anak seperti ini
bully 1 : ya kan?? Kyrlia juga pasti suka kaaan??? *menjambak rambutnya dan berbicara di depan mukanya*
bully 2 : hahaha!! benar juga!!
Kyrlia : t-t-tidak!!! j-j-jangan!!!
Tiba2 orang itu datang. Ia datang bersama cahaya yang menerangi gang yang gelap itu. Matanya yang tajam menatap smua lawan bicaranya. Melangkah maju dengan pasti. Tidak gemetar sedikitpun melihat orang2 yang jauh lebih tinggi darinya. Suaranya yang lantang dan berwibawa keluar dengan pasti.
???? : hei kalian! hentikan perbuatan kalian!!
bully 1 : haaa? mau apa kamu kesini? sana2 ini bukan urusan anak kecil
bully 2 : hei, coba liat seragamnya, itu kan seragamnya sekolah yang isinya orang kaya semua
bully 3 : hee serius lo?
???? : Terserah kalian mau berbuat apa tapi jangan di sini. Mengganggu jalan saja.
bully 3 : hei nona muda ini sombong sekali…
bully 1 : hei hei gimana kalo kita minjem sedikit uang dari nona muda ini??
bully 2 : haha benar juga, pasti uang sakunya berlebih!!
bully 3 : nah begitu ya nona muda sekarang kami mau minjem sedikit uang untuk biaya sekolah kami *berjalan ke arah orang itu*
???? : haaaah *menghela napas* kenapa banyak sekali orang2 aneh dekat sini *menjentikkan jari*
Tiba2 muncullah seseorang yang berpakaian rapi serba hitam. “anda memanggil nona?” sahutnya
???? : John tolong bereskan ini…
John : tentu saja nona
bully 2 : hei apa2an ini??
Dalam sekejap para penggangu itu terjatuh. Seperti tak ada luka yang berarti namun semuanya pingsan. Aku tidak mampu berkata apa2 lagi
???? : hei kau! *menunjuk ke arahku*
Kyrlia : y-y-y-ya
???? : siapa namamu?
Kyrlia : K-k-k-kyrlia *agak gagu*
???? : Ilya?? yasudah ilya dimana rumahmu?
Kyrlia : e-e-egh kenapa???
???? : kenapa malah nanya? sudah jelas mau mengantarmu ke rumah. John siapkan mobil !
Aku terpana…. tidak pernah kulihat orang sepertinya…. benar2 elegan…. tidak ada celah sedikit pun…
Sejak hari itu aku memutuskan. Tidak ada lagi diriku yang lemah. Aku….. ingin menjadi sepertinya…
Sekarang…. saat masuk SMA… aku bertemu lagi dengannya… tapi… mungkin dia sudah lupa denganku… apalagi penampilanku sudah berubah….
Kyrlia : p-p-permisi… anda masuk sekolah ini juga? saya juga murid baru di sini… s-s-salam kenal..
???? : *memperhatikan lalu tersenyum* salam kenal
kau berubah ya? ilya?
Kyrlia : deg!! (d-d-d-dia masih mengingatkuuuuuu) aah eh itu iya… ah emm….
???? : Vivio…. Vivio Juliant…
Kyrlia : emhhhh….. YAK!!! *menggenggam tangan vivio* b-b-b-bolehkah aku memanggilmu kak Vivio?
Vivio : eeeh? yah boleh saja sih….
Kyrlia : benarkaaaah??? *mata berbinar2*
Lalu dimulailah masa-masa SMA ku yang baru……….
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- Raira Forbidden Stories-
censored for educational purposes
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Frey’s side story
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The sound of the rotor’s blade slicing through the air made it hard for Frey to sleep. Frey was staring at the scene outside. The city of Astreilt could be seen from afar, with skyscrapers standing tall everywhere you see, and a very distinctive cone shaped structure, twice as tall as the tallest building, located right in the middle of the city. The structure’s outer layer which was made entirely out of a material thatis transparent like glass, but stronger than steel, is reflecting the sky above. A ring shaped object hovers above 3/4 of the structure, with a diameter wide enough so as not to touch the structure, but smallenough so that it won’t disturb the buildings around it.
After a while, the helicopter started descending, and finally landing on a pad at the side of the structure. The door of the helicopter slides open, Frey got off and started walking towards thestructure. A few people was already waiting at the pad, they approached Frey and followed him as he kept walking.
Inside the structure, there’s a tower, it is reaches where the giant floating ring, hiding the very top of the structure, which is where the royal family lives. The tower, named Athena, is the nation’s largest data center, the lower half of the tower is a giant server containing the data of everything in the universe, and the upper half is the king’s private library.
“How’s my father?” Frey asked.
“Not very good, his condition is getting worse, and he’s currently in intensive care,” a woman from the group answered him.
“Keep this from the people, the last thing we need is for the people to know that the King is sick, and the nation is being ruled by a 16 year old teenager,” Frey said.
“Yes Your Highness.”
“James, what is our current situation?”
“The UN is going to hold an emergency meeting, and we need the King to attend tomorrow,” said the man named James.
“I’ll go, but don’t let the public know, use the King’s double for public appearances,”
“But, your highness, the UN specifically asked for the King.”
“My father is sick, and they know it. I don’t care what they asked for. I’ll be going, and if they don’t like it, they can just suck it up.”
“Y-yes, your highness…”
“Is there anything else?” Frey asked, as he entered an elevator.
“The farmers want Demeter to give more rain.”
“We are already pushing the limit, changing the weather any further can create instability, tell them that. Anything else?”
“No, your highness, everything else has been taken care of,”
“Good, I’ll be seeing my father now,” Frey said, as the elevator door closes and went up. The elevator started moving passing the 25th floor, the 30th, the 40th, the 60th, and finally it stops at the 72nd floor. Frey got out of the elevator, and there was a large hall inside, and in the end of the hall was a door, the door looked more like a gate, it was six times taller than Frey, and it is guarded by two androids. Frey walked down the hall, and before he reached the door, it had already opened, waiting for Frey to enter.
The door behind him closed as soon as he entered the room, and Frey was greeted by his servant. Frey answered her greeting, and kept walking through the room. There were a lot of servants in the room, all of which bowed their head, except for the one that greeted Frey. Frey kept walking, followed by the servant.
“How is he?” asked Frey.
“His highness’ condition is still getting worse, and there is still no cure. They say if this keeps going, his highness will only have another month to live,” the girl answered him. Frey’s heart sank hearing the news, he knew it was inevitable, but he still hoped this day wouldn’t come. His father was diagnosed with a chronic disease that has no cure two years ago, and Frey was the one secretly in charge of the nation since. Though still not king, Frey was respected by his subordinates who knew the king was sick. But, you can’t say the same for the rulers of other nations, though some respect him, most of them looks at him only as a dangerous teenager with too much power for a kid to handle. Greilste is the strongest nation in the world in all aspects, causing other nations to respect and fear Greilste.
The servant had noticed Frey’s distress.
“Don’t worry about what the doctors say, they are wrong all the time anyway,” she said, trying to cheer up Frey who seemed depressed.
“Oh, thanks Jill, but if they don’t know what they are talking about, they wouldn’t be the royal physician,” Frey replied with a weak smile.
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Sidestory: A Life of Young Actress, Maybe
Pada suatu pagi yang cerah, aku terbangun dari tidurku yang lelap. Kubuka jendela kamarku dan cahaya matahari mulai menyinari kamarku.
“Hari yang sangat cerah, semoga hari ini jadi hari yang menyenangkan.” Pikirku
Kemudian kegiatan rutin sehari-hariku dimulai. Dimulai dengan mandi, kemudian menyiapkan makanan buat sarapan. Aku sangat suka sekali memasak dan teman-temanku juga menyukai masakan buatanku. Oh ya, nama saya Natalie Doherty. Saya lahir saat hari Natal jadi orangtuaku memberi nama Natalie. Oleh teman saya saya dipanggil Tally biarpun badan saya termasuk kecil. Orangtua saya adalah seniman. Ayah saya, Olivier Doherty adalah seorang aktor terkenal di Inggris Raya, sedangkan ibu saya, Alicia Doherty merupakan penyanyi yang cukup terkenal. Kehidupanku saat kecil hingga SMP selalu dilakukan di rumah karena saya sekolah privat. Karena orang tua saya selalu sibuk bekerja jadi dirumah saya cuma ditemani oleh perawat saya. Saya juga jarang keluar dari rumah karena rumahnya terletak terpencil di pedalaman desa. Karena hal itu mungkin saya agak canggung dalam berteman. Namun saat saya masuk SMA saya memutuskan untuk hidup sendiri untuk mencoba hidup mandiri dan orangtuaku pun setuju
“Ah, sudah telurnya sudah matang. Saatnya mempersiapkan meja”
Saya tinggal di apartemen. Apartemen tempat saya tinggal sangat kecil namun rapi. Di ruangan tersebut ada rak tempat menyimpan semua koleksi naskah drama dari naskah buatanku sendiri hingga drama buatan William Shakespeare. Saya sangat suka sekali dengan berakting. Menurut ayahku, saya berbakat dalam berakting. Mungkin ini bakat turunan ya teehee.
“Mejanya sudah siap, sekarang waktunya makan”
Kehidupanku di sekolah sangat menyenangkan. Pada awalnya saya sangat pemalu dan jarang berkomunikasi dengan teman baruku. Namun akhirnya saya dapat juga berteman dengan teman-teman baruku. Ini dikarenakan Ilya yang membuatku mengatasi rasa canggung dalam hatiku. Ilya atau Kyrlia Gardevoir adalah teman pertamaku di sekolah ini. Dia adalah anak yang agak pemarah dan cukup keras kepala, namun dia juga sangat baik hati. Tanpa dia mungkin saya tak akan memiliki teman. Dia juga yang memberi nama panggilan Tally. Katanya biar lebih mudah mengingatnya. Dia memiliki teman yang bernama Vivio. Vivio adalah orang yang menjadi idola Ilya. Menurutku dia memang sangat keren dan juga menawan.
“Ah, kenyangnya. Waktunya untuk berangkat sekolah”
Sayapun memakai baju seragam sekolah dan bersiap-siap untuk berangkat sekolah. Semoga saya dapat mendapat hal yang menarik hari ini di sekolah.
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Flashback
Hari itu di UKS, Max masih menunggui Vivio yang mengeringkan badannya.
Max : U sudah selesai?
Vivio : Ah, iya, makasih…
Max : *tiba-tiba menempelkan tangannya di dahi Vivio* Kau sedikit panas, lebih baik kau
beristirahat dulu disini
Vivio : !!!! *kaget karena tidak terbiasa disentuh oleh cowok selain kakaknya*
Max : ??? Ada apa, elu merasa sakit di suatu tempat?
Vivio : Ah! Sori, gw gak biasa disentuh sama cowok….
Max : Ehhh? Ada masalah apa emangnya? Alergi atau seuatu seperti itu (>.<)
Vivio : Gak, gak apa2…
Max : . . . Well whatever, lu butuh istirahat sekarang. Berbaringlah
Vivio : Ah iya *kemudian vivio berbaring sambil sesekali bertatapan wajah dengan max*
Max : *mengambil selimut dan menyelimuti Vivio* Tidur saja lah, gw bakal nungguin koq.
Vivio : ….
Vivio hanya bisa terdiam ketika mendengar Max mengatakan kata2 itu. Sesekali dirinya berusaha untuk tenang, namun hantinya berdebar2 setiap kali dia menatap wajah Max. Entah mengapa semakin lama, perasaan Vivio semakin aneh sekali. Jantungnya berdebar begitu kencang, wajahnya menjadi sedikit memerah, dan ia terus menatap wajah Max yang begitu dekatnya dari tempatnya berbaring. Dalam pikirannya, Vivio amat terasa kagum dengan Max, tidak.., lebih dari itu… Dia melihat betapa menakjubkannya diri Max dari sudut pandangnya. Hatinya berdebar begitu kencang, sampai2 dia takut Max bisa mendengarnya.
Max : Kamu gak apa2? *tanya Max sekali lagi untuk memastikan*
Vivio langsung terbangun dari lamunannya, dan Max berjalan mendekati Vivio, Vivio pun langsung berusaha untuk duduk dan berseru kepada Max,
Vivo : De… dengar! Aku sebenarnya tidak butuh bantuanmu! Lebih baik aku ditolong oleh Ilya & Tally daripada ditolong olehmu!
Max : Maaf, aku tidak tahu kalau kamu tidak ingin ditolong olehku… Aku hanya ingin menolong
saja karena tidak ingin melihatmu terluka, maaf, ya?
Wajah Vivio memerah ketika mendengar jawaban Max, tapi ia langsung menggelengkan kepalanya, "Ta… tapi…",
Tiba2 HP Max berbunyi, dan Max dengan santainya mengambil HPnya yang disimpan di saku celananya. Jari-jemarinya bergerak begitu cekatnya, sepertinya dia sedang membalas pesan. Vivio yang daritadi diam melihat Max, ia lalu menggelengkan kepalanya sekali lagi. Max lalu kembali mendekati Vivio,
Max : Sori, kamu ngomong apa barusan?
Vivio : Lupakan *jawab Vivio sambil memalingkan wajahnya dari Max*
Max : Maaf tadi aku teralihkan, ayolah katakan saja. Aku tidak akan banyak berkomentar.
Tiba-tiba Vivio merasa kesulitan untuk tetap berdiri. Tubuhnya serasa tidak mau lagi menuruti kemauannya, tiba2 tubuhnya terjatuh kearah Max.
Max : Vivio! *seru Max*
Ia terkejut melihat Vivio yang bernafas terengah-engah. Max mencoba menahan Vivio dengan tangannya, dan Vivio berusaha berpegangan kepada bahu Max. Vivio berusaha mengatakan sesuatu dengan nafasnya yang terengah-engah.
Vivio : Nampaknya… aku kelelahan… *ucapnya dengan raut wajah yang kesakitan*
Vivio lalu berusaha untuk kembali duduk, saat itu, raut wajah Max berubah, ia nampak khawatir dengan kondisi Vivio.
Max : Sudahlah, lebih baik kamu istirahat saja
Vivio hanya bisa mengangguk mendengar ucapan Max,
Vivio : Ya…*hah.. hah..* Aku memang terlalu lelah… *jawab nya dengan nada lemah*
Vivio tampak kesulitan untuk menahan tubuhnya sendiri, kakinya gemetaran. Max langsung memegangi tubuh Vivio,
Max : Sini, biar kubantu kamu berbaring.
Vivio hanya tersenyum mendengar ucapan Max, lalu ia menaruh tangannya di bahu Max,
Vivio : Tolong ya…
Wajah Max segera memerah, lalu ia memapah Vivio,
Max : Iya, huh… *gerutunya*
Tetapi dalam hati Max, ia merasa amat berdebar-debar. Ia merasa terlalu dekat dengan Vivio. Dia juga merasa berdebar-debar karena merasakan hembusan nafas Vivio yang sejak tadi terengah-engah. Dia merasa begitu aneh… Max berusaha membuyarkan pikirannya dengan menggelengkan kepala. Ia berusaha mengabaikan suara detak jantungnya yang daritadi berdetak kencang. Ia mencoba memfokuskan papahannya kepada Vivio, berbahaya apabila sewaktu-waktu dia melepaskan papahannya tanpa sengaja ketika ia sedang memikirkan perempuan yang di gendongnya itu. Tetapi… Tetap saja pikirannya tidak lepas dari Vivio.
Tanpa terasa beberapa menit telah berlalu. Vivio sudah berbaring di ranjang UKS, dan Max menemaninya disamping ranjang. Karena bosan, Max memulai percakapan. "Apa kamu sudah mengantuk, Vivio?", tanya Max sambil tersenyum kearah Vivio, Vivio lalu menengok dan menjawab dengan gugup, " I..Iya!", Max lalu hanya tersenyum manis kepada Vivio, muka Vivio langsung memerah. "Wah, ternyata kamu cepat sekali mengantuk ya? Sejujurnya aku juga agak mengantuk, aku tidur di ranjang sebelah ya…", Max lalu berusaha merapikan rambutnya yang dari tadi masih basah. Jantung Vivio berdebar melihat rambut Max yang panjang dan berwarna hitam itu terkulai, wajah Max terlihat begitu menawan dengan rambutnya yang panjang itu.
Max lalu mulai melepas bajunya, Vivio langsung teriak kaget. " Ma.. Mau apa kau?!", teriak Vivio. Max lalu tersenyum kearah Vivio, "Oh ini? Aku ingin ganti baju, kebetulan ada seragam cadangan di tempat handuk barusan.", Vivio segera membalikkan badannya ke arah lain, "A… aku tidak akan liat!", seru Vivio. Max kebingungan dengan tingkah Vivio, "Hah? Memangnya kenapa? Aku tidak malu kok." , mengetahui Vivio tidak menjawab, Max melanjutkan berganti baju.
Pikiran Vivio menjadi kacau, sejak tadi jantungnya berdebar dengan kencang, mukanya memerah seperti terbakar. Ia amat gelisah. Karena ingin mengetahui Max sudah selesai ganti baju atau belum, ia sedikit menoleh kearah Max. Ia melihat tubuh Max dari belakang. jantung Vivio berdetak kencang melihat Max dalam keadaan seperti itu. Max tiba-tiba menoleh ke belakang dan melihat Vivio, Vivio yang panik langsung berhenti menoleh, "A.. Aku tidak bermaksud melihat!", seru Vivio. Max yang kebingungan meneruskan berganti pakaian dan setelah selesai ia berbaring di ranjang yang bersebelahan dengan ranjang Vivio.
Vivio tidak dapat tenang, ia amat gelisah. Ia terus-terusan membolak-balikkan tubuhnya. Jantungnya berdetak kencang. Ia memeluk selimutnya dengan kencang, lalu melepaskannya lagi. Ia benar-benar bingung harus berbuat apa. Dilihatnya Max sedang tertidur dengan nyenyaknya. Melihat wajah Max yang tertidur dengan nyenyaknya, ia berusaha menenangkan diri. "Tenang, Vivio. Lihat saja, cowok itu tidur dengan nyenyak. Jadi jangan gelisah sendiri gara2 hal yang gak masuk akal…. tenang, Vivio… tenang…", ucapnya dalam hati. Pikiran Vivio pun sudah mulai tenang, detak jantungnya kembali teratur, ia pun merasa mengantuk. Ia segera membalikkan tubuhnya kearah yang berlawanan dengan Max dan bersiap untuk tidur…
“Ilya…”, ucap Vivio, Max terbangun mendengar Vivio mengingau, dilihatnya Vivio yang masih tidur. Max berpikir kira-kira apakah yang Vivio impikan sampai-sampai ia menyebut nama Ilya. “Tally…”, igaunya lagi, Max semakin penasaran saja. Max berpikir mungkin Vivio bermimpi tentang sesuatu yang menimpa teman-temannya, karena ia terus memanggil beberapa nama lagi setelah menyebutkan dua nama ‘teman’ terdekatnya. Dalam hati Max berharap, Vivio menyebutkan namanya…
“Max…”, akhirnya Vivio menyebukan namanya. Jantung Max menjadi berdebar kencang, ia menjadi bertanya-tanya kira-kira apakah yang diimpikan Vivio. Tiba-tiba air muka Vivio berubah seperti kesakitan, jantung Max menjadi semakin berdebar-debar, “Ugh…”, igau Vivio, tubuh Vivio mulai bergerak-gerak, nafasnya mulai terengah-engah, “Ahhh! Max… *hah hah* ugh… ah… Max… *hah hah* unhh… *hah* saaa… *hah hah* kiiit…”, igau Vivio, nafasnya terus terengah-engah, tubuhnya terus menggeliat dan tangannya menggenggam selimut dengan kencang. Max yang mendengar igauan itu, mukanya menjadi merah padam, kepalanya seperti berasap, jantungnya berdetak semakin kencang, hidungnya mulai mimisan…
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Frey's side story, continued<<<<IMPORTANT!!!
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Frey opened the door to his father’s room. Inside, he can see his father lying down. His face is pale, he looks weak and tired. Frey’s heart began to sink again. His father was always full of spirit. He always smiles and laugh and seeing him like that troubled Frey.
“Oh, Frey you’re here,” said a woman who was sitting beside the king.
“Mom…. How is he?” Frey asked
“He’s going to be alright, you shouldn’t worry too much, he’s currently sleeping right now,” Frey’s mother replied with a weak smile. She looked tired and worn out. Seeing that, Frey felt even more troubled.
A little girl who was sleeping next to the king woke up. She sat up and rubbed her eyes, ignoring the puppy that was sleeping on her legs. The puppy was startled and jumped off the bed.
“Ah, Prince, don’t go!!” said the girl as she was unaware of his brother being present. The puppy ran to where Frey is. Frey grabbed the puppy and held him.
“Ah!! Freeey!!!” the little girl realized that her brother was there. She ran to Frey and hugged him.
“Hey Cecil,” Frey greeted her, and pats her head.
“Do you like my new puppy? His name is Prince!” Cecil was excited that his brother is here, and she was pleased with the fact that Prince was too. Frey only smiled, and he gave Prince back to Cecil. She happily takes Prince, and then went outside.
Not long after that, the king woke up.
“Frey, you’re here. I’m sorry you have to see me like this,” said the king. Frey wanted to reply, but before he was able to say a word, somebody knocked the door.
“Excuse me, but this is urgent,” said the servant behind the door. Frey opened the door, curious to what she has to say. The servant whispered something to Frey.
“Are you sure about this?” Frey asked. He couldn’t believe what he heard.
“Yes your highness, they are waiting for you to approve it,” the servant replied.
“Okay then, let’s go. Mom, I need to go for a moment,” Frey said, as he ran through the halls, and went down the elevator.
After running through the building, Frey finally arrived. Ignoring his quick breath and tired feet, he went inside. The plate outside the room reads Greilste National Research Center. A man in a lab coat greeted him and guided him to a room inside.
“So, it’s true?” Frey asked the man.
“Yes, we have finally found the cure.”
“Are you certain?”
“Yes, we have tested it and all the patients are cured.”
“Are there any side effects?”
“No, not at all, there are absolutely no side effects to be concerned about.”
“Thank god,” Frey sighed in relief, all his worries are gone. He felt the huge burden on his shoulder vanished, “so, when will it be ready?”
“It should be ready by tomorrow.”
“That’s g…” before Frey could finish his sentence; a puppy ran inside followed by a little girl and then a man wearing a security uniform. The puppy jumped to the table, ramming through the vials, and then jumped to Frey. Frey, who was surprised, and didn’t have any time to react, fell down and knocked a vial. The fluid inside the vial poured down and Frey accidentally drank it.
“Ooooooooooh craaaaaaap,” the man in a lab coat who watched the whole thing felt dreaded. He knew what was inside the vial, and the fact that the prince drank it terrified him. Frey coughed, and he tried to stand up, but he couldn’t keep his balance and fell down again. The security guard grabbed Prince and Cecile and took them outside, both of which doesn’t seem to feel guilty or aware for what they did.
“What did I drink?” Frey tried to stand up again, but he can’t seem to gather the energy needed for that. “Hm? I sound weird,”
“Uhm, y-y-y-your highness, I-I-I n-n-n-need to tell you something,” the man in the lab coat said. He was terrified. He didn’t want to tell Frey this, but somebody has to.
“What is it?” Frey asked, while still trying to cough up the fluid he drank.
“Did I drink a deadly toxin or something?”
“Well, it’s not deadly, or dangerous, but,” the man gulped, he gathered all of his courage to try to say what he’s going to say, “well you see, the vial contains a certain medicine, and well, because of the medicine, your highness will… well… you’ll turn into a girl,” the man said the last part of the sentence with a very small voice.
“Excuse me?”
“Well, like I said, you’ll… turn into a girl…”
“What?”
“Well, you see, we were researching if it would be possible to change a person’s gender, and the experiment was a success…”
“Well, then, turn me back!!”
“Well, you see, once you change the gender of someone once, it’s impossible to turn them back, because it would destroy their DNA entirely, turning them into pile of rotten flesh…”
“What!? Why the hell did you do an experiment like this anyway!?”
“U-u-u-u-u-uhm, it was just for scientific purposes…”
“And you just keep the vial for something like that out in the open!?”
“I-I know you’re mad, b-but look at the bright side, at least we found the cure for your father’s illness… ha… ha…”
“But I haven’t changed, that means it’s not working right?”
“Well, the medicine should start reacting right about… now…”
as soon as he said that, his body started changing slowly and Frey started screaming in pain.
After ten minutes of screaming, Frey had finally quieted down the pain was gone. As soon as he could, he started checking his body, hoping that what he thought had happened didn’t happen. His body had completely changed. His chest grew, his body became feminine, and his Adam’s apple is gone. He looked at a mirror, and there he saw a girl, with long golden hair and blue eyes, and on the right eye, there’s a birthmark, it was him. He is the girl inside the mirror, but Frey still won’t accept it. He finally checked his lower area, what he feared the most had happened. It is gone.
Next time Frey muncul nanti jadi Freya ya :p teehee
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link ke chp ini: http://wp.me/pxlNW-u
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First Love, Limited!
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List Char : http://wp.me/sxlNW-testttt
Rekap Chp Kemaren : http://wp.me/pxlNW-f
Harap gunakan nick character masing,
untuk spectator gunakan warna BIRU
Mau ikutan, tp belum bikin char? PM rey_as
Lokasi anak” untuk sementara:
perpus: rein, raira, cheng
pool: vivio, ilya, tally
cafeteria: anto, wawok
warnet: kepsek
ruang guru: rion
pohon: Max Sie
yg tidak jelas keberadaannya : frey, ichinose,
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Matahari pagi terasa lembut, tampak seorang pemuda dengan malas dan santainya berjalan. Pemuda ini bernama Maximilian Sie Jong panngil saja Max Sie, pemuda yang dulunya merasakan kehancuran sosial akibat revolusi di negaranya sekarang menganut paham Tao dan berusaha hidup dengan tenang. Max berjalan menuju sekolah, ia sama sekali tidak tahu apakah dia terlambat atau tidak. Dia bukan orang yang suka melihat jam, ia akan bergerak ketika ia merasa saatnya bergerak.
Gerbang sekolah terbuka luas dihadapannya, tujuan awalnya tentu saja ke kelas, setidaknya tadinya itulah tujuannya. Entah kenapa suara burung yang berkicau dan sinar matahari lebut membuatnya mengurungkan niatnya. Ia menuju pohon rimbun yang ada di dekatnya dan mulai berbaring sambil menyenderkan punggungnya ke pohon tersebut. Pohon ini sungguh indah, pohon apakah ini? Aku sama sekali tidak tahu namanya, aku akan memanfaatkan kerindanganmu sementara ini. . . Dan mungkin seterusnya. Max pun berbaring di bawah pohon dan melepaskan pikirannya. Dia bisa mendengar bunyi air samar-samar, tapi ia memilih mengabaikannya.
Dari tempatnya, dia melihat sebuah sosok gadis yang sedang berenang dengan energiknya. Gadis itu terlihat sedang tertawa riang bersama seseorang. Angin bertiup pelan kearahku, namun mataku ini terus memperhatikannya. Tangan mereka saling bergandengan tangan satu dengan lainnya.
Senyumnya, aku iri dengan seseorang yang berada di sampingnya. Gadis itu terus membuat seseorang disampingnya itu ikut tersenyum manis bersamanya.
Senyumnya segitu manis hingga membuatku tidak bisa berkata apa-apa. Kupaksakan diriku ini untuk berjalan kearahnya, namun kaki ini masih diam. Terlihat dimataku ada 3 orang bidadari yang sedang bermain air. Namun mataku hanya terfokus kepada salah satunya.
Secara tidak sadar, kaki ini pun beranjak dari tempatku berteduh, dan berjalan kearahnya. Beberapa menit pun berlalu dan….
Wajah ini semakin lusuh melihat seorang gadis yang cantik berjalan kearahnya. “Lagi ngapain?” tanya nya dengan gerakan bibir yang begitu manis. Senyum itu agak mengambang, hampir sama saat dia sedang bersama 2 orang temannya itu. Rambutnya yang pendek itu basah, namun masih saja terlihat seksi di mataku. “Ah, lagi ngga ngapa-ngapain, emang kenapa?” jawabku tanpa menoleh sedikitpun kearahnya. Gadis itu masih berada di depanku namun dia kembali berjalan kearah kolam. Tubuhnya langsing, namun kulitnya terlihat begitu lembut selembut kain sutera yang pernah kulihat. Angin menerpa suasana diantara kami, diam membisu, hanya itu yang terjadi bilakala dia bersamaku.
“Kamu suka renang, ya? Tampaknya kau sangat menikmatinya tadi”
“Gak juga”
Aku menyatakan ketidak percayaanku dgn mengangkat sebelah alis, entah apakah dia menyadarinya atau tidak. Tak membicarakan apapun, sepasang matanya sesekali bertabrakan mata denganku. Dia tampak jauh lebih muda dariku. Di sepanjang kolam, angin bertiup pelan. Aku menutup mata dan merasakan kelembutan angin.
“Well, apa kau bisa rasakan hawa ini? Jarang-jarang cuaca yang lembut seperti ini muncul. Sebaiknya nikmatilah hari ini apapun yang kau lakukan” *tersenyum tipis*
Ketika dia membalikkan badannya dan mencoba kembali berjalan kearah kolam, secara tidak sengaja karena kondisi lantai(?) yang licin, dia terpeleset. Dan dengan refleks pun aku berusaha tuk meraihnya. Aku berhasil meraih tangannya, tapi sepertinya itu langit tidak mengijinkanku untuk lega. Aku sadar bahwa kakiku juga memijak lantai yang licin, berakhir dengan aku yang ikut terseret. Sebelum bisa bertindak apa2, tamparan air dalam jumlah besar langsung menyambutku.
Aku naik ke permukaan air, dengan salah satu tangan aku *menyisir* rambutku yang gondrong ke belakang agar bisa melihat.
“Kau tidak apa-apa” Sahutku pada gadis itu. Dia membalasnya dengan anggukan kecil. Aku tersenyum lega, karena posisiku yang dekat dengan tepi aku dapat lansung naik dan mengulurkan tanganku padanya. Namun dia tidak segera berdiri. Dia meringis kesakitan ketika berusaha berdiri. Sepertinya kakinya terkilir.
Tiba-tiba, 2 orang yang tadi ikut berenang bersama gadis ini mendatangi kami. Mereka sepertinya datang dengan terburu-buru.
“Kalian gak apa-apa?”, tanya salah satu temannya
“Aku sama sekali tidak apa-apa” jawabku, tersenyum pada gadis itu.
Namun gadis yang sana-sama terjatuh denganku membalas dengan tangis kesakitan.
“Kau sepertinya terkilir, sebaiknya kita ke UKS”, kataku, seraya menggendongnya dan berjalan keluar kolam. Dia yang kesakitan, tidak merasakan sama sekali ketika Max menggendongnya.
“Ugh!”, ringisnya.
Max yang panik seperempat mati, menggendongnya melewati koridor ruangan kelas. Tidak peduli dengan keadaannya yang basah kuyup, keberadaan murid-murid lainnya yang berada di koridor, dia terus berjalan dengan tergesa-gesa ke UKS.
Sesampainya di UKS, entah sial atau untung, tidak ada siapa-siapa. “Bi-biar aku saja yg mengobati sendiri”, rintih gadis itu sambil berusaha menahan rasa sakitnya.
“Tidak, aku yang melakukan ini semua, jadi aku ‘lah yang harus bertanggung jawab”, kataku dengan nada yg gugup.
Max mencari-cari benda yang dapat digunakan di UKS, setelah menemukan salep (counter pain lol) dan perban ia langsung kembali ke gadis itu.
“Coba tunjukkan bagian mana yang sakit” kata Max sambil tersenyum lembut untuk memberi kesan ketenangan. Si gadis menunjukkan kakinya yang terkilir. Kulihat pergelangan kakinya, dengan hati-hati aku mengoleskan salep pada bagian yang sakit itu. Kulitnya basah, namun benar-benar lembut. “Sakit nggak?” tanyaku. “Nggak, nggak sakit.” Jawabnya sambil sesekali memejamkan matanya ketika tanganku me-raba pergelangan kakinya. Aku memperhatikan ekspresi wajahnya dan berkata “tenanglah obat yang baik memang akan terasa sakit, tapi kau akan lebih cepat sembuh. Bukan begitu” kataku memberi penghiburan. Kemudian aku membalut lukanya dengan perban. Selama ini Max mengamati wajah gadis itu, dan jantungnya perdebar dengan kencang. Alangkah cantiknya gadis ini, ucapnya dalam hati.
*achew!* gadis itu bersin dan membuat Max terkejut. Max memarahi dirinya sendiri dalam hati karena tidak menyadari keadaan gadis itu yang masih basah dan mengenakan swimsuit. Untungnya ia dapat menemukan beberapa handuk di dalam UKS. Ia menghampiri gadis itu dengan segera, “Kau bisa terkena flu kalau basah seperti itu, gunakan ini untuk mengeringkan tubuhmu” kata Max sambil memberikan handuk itu padanya. Max hanya dapat duduk dan menunggui gadis itu sambil tersenyum.
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Tidak terasa waktu berlalu begitu cepat ketika vivio meninggalkan tim,
tak lama setelah itu rein mendadak ada pangggilan (? power ranger)tugas dia pergi secepat kilat dari perpustakaan, sambil mengambil benda aneh yg mereka temukan.
Raira : cih tidak ada yg menarik lagi kah di sini, lebih baik aku keluar saja
Kemudaian raira yg depresi di tinggal tim nya mendadak ingin keluar dari perpustakaan akan tetapi….
Cheng : Hei..siapa disana??*panggil Cheng kepada seseorang disana*
Raira : hmm sepertinya ada yg memanggilku siapa y?
Cheng : iya…kamu…apa yang sedang kamu lakukan disini??apakah mencari kucing juga?
Raira : hah kucing dari pada mencari mahluk itu mending mencari anak perempuan untuk percobaan ku.
Cheng : percobaan??percobaan apa??
Raira : hmm mau tau “(sambil tersenyum culas)”
Cheng : ah tidak deh..pasti merepotkan ujungnya (ucap cheng dengan nada datar)
Raira : jadi ada perlu apa kamu datang keperpustakaan dan memanggilku
Cheng : ah..tidak apa2..kupikir kamu juga pergi mencari kucing yang kukejar dengan ilya dan vivio..tapi ternyata bukan toh…
Raira : hah ngapain kalian bertiga mencari kucing bukannya mencari barang bukti…
Cheng : aku juga tidak tahu…mereka berdua yang menyuruhku mengejar kucing itu..tapi kelihatannya kucing itu tidak berada disini…
Raira : hmm lagi2 vivi menyuruh kalian melakukan hal yg tidak berguna.
wawok : saya dengar kalian mencari kucing ya?
Cheng : siapa mahkluk jelek ini??
Raira : Hmm klo gw liat dari bentuknya yg banyak tentacle kaya nya ini salah satu species langka yaitu wawok.
wawok : saya ini maskot sekolah ini ~_~
Cheng : (memperhatikan wawok dengan seksama lalu berbalik)….tidak salah mahkluk ini maskot??mungkin aja binatang laut yang kabur dari restoran seafood deket sini…
wawok : what a stupid fu*** **** **** (maap disensor, wawoknya emang kurang diajarin sopan santun ama kepseknya) boy -____-
Raira : kelihatannya tidak salah mengingat kepala sekolah kita yg botak itu hoby nya mengumpulkan sesuatu yg aneh”
wawok : anyway, kalian benar2 mencari kucing?
Raira : aku sih tidak tetapi bocah anak itu yg mencarinya (sambil menunjuk ke arah cheng)
Cheng : iya..apakah kamu melihatnya?
wawok : tadi sih ada kucing lewat, krn lapar, trus saya makan :3
Cheng : ……….(hening..)
wawok : what’s wrong? *ga ngarti*
Cheng : …..tidak apa2 kok…kelihatannya aku harus sembun- eh maksudnya tetap tinggal di perpus ini untuk sementara waktu..
Raira : hmm ternyata wawok ini punya hoby makan kucing toh, kukira hoby nya mengintip wanita yg sedang mandi lalu mengganggunya.
Cheng : ditelan bulat2 apa dikunyah dulu??
wawok : kebetulan saya ga punya gigi jadi saya telen bulat2
Cheng : *fuh*selamat..kupikir aku bakalan mati…
Raira : hmm kalau begitu caranya dari pada kau di hajar oleh ke 2 cewe itu lebih baik kau bawa saja wawok ini kepada mereka sebagai barang bukti.
Cheng : ide bagus…sebaiknya kubungkus makhluk gak jelas ini dulu untuk kubawa ke kelas (sambil mencari-cari tali untuk mengikat wawok tsb)
wawok : he? kepseeeek kepseeeek KEEEEEEEEPPSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK BUUUUDDEEEEEEKKK TUOOLOOOOONG *nangis2*
Akhirnya raira dan cheng dengan perasaan aneh menangkap dan membawa mahluk itu ke kelas mereka….
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Sementara itu di kolam renang, Ilya dan Tally yang ditinggal oleh Vivio sedang kebingungan. Mereka bercakap-cakap di pingir kolam renang.
Kyrlia : aaah kak Vivio lama banget siiih!! padahal tadi dia yang ngajak berenang!!!
Tally : Sabar dong Ilya
Kyrlia : hmph!! *sambil duduk jongkok menundukkan kepalanya* hei Tally….. orang tadi….. siapa namanya?? Max?? aku tidak suka dia…
Tally : Kenapa? Menurutku dia orang yang baik
Kyrlia : b-baik!?? baik darimananya?!?!? orang porno kayak gitu ga ada baik2nya sama sekali!!!
Tally : Masa sih, diakan yang menolong Vivio
Kyrlia : itu pasti pura2!!! kau tidak lihat matanya tadi??!? itu mata binatang buas!! pasti sekarang kak vivio sedang diapa2in di UKS situ!!
Tally : Hmmmmm… *menggumam*
Radianto : OOOOOOOOII!!! ini minumannya…. mana tuh si vivio…. bah… dia yang minta sekarang malah ilang…
Kyrlia : ANTOOOOOO!!! lambat sekali!!! gara2 kamu kan kak vivio jadinya terjatuh!!! hayo tanggung jawab!!!
Radianto : tadi gw nyasar… pake dipalak pula…. lagian apa hubungannya gw telat sama dia jatoh
Kyrlia : kkkhhhh!!! malah dijawab!!! kalo aku bilang kamu yang salah ya salah!!!
Tally : Sudah!! Sudah!! Kalian berdua malah bertengkar
Radianto :kenapa harus gw yang salah… ya sudahlah… sekarang mana vivio? jangan bilang dia malah pergi….
Tally : Vivio sedang di UKS. Kakinya terkilir
Kyrlia : Kak vivio…. kak vivio…. pasti sekarang sedang diapa2in ama orang itu!! awalnya pura2 nolongin, tapi dia pasti yang dorong, trus dibawa ke uks katanya mo ngobatin, padahal sebenernya mau pegang2, trus trus kak vivio masih pake baju renang… jadi jadi jadi… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Tally : Tenang Ilya!! Tenang!! Pasti dia tidak bakal melakukan hal seperti itu. Saya yakin………….50% *mulai cemas*
Radianto : jadi…. “orang itu” itu siapa? emang vivio diapain sama dia?
Tally : Max, dia yang membawa Vivio ke UKS
Kyrlia : huwweeee Tally!!! itu kak vivio gimana nasibnyaaaaa!!! *memeluk tally*
Radianto : kalo pengen tau kenapa enggak pergi ke uks aja….
Tally : Ide yang bagus, ya kan Ilya *sambil mengelus kepala Ilya*
Kyrlia : j-jangan!!! n-n-nanti orang itu juga … juga…. pokoknya jangan!! apalagi katanya di uks ada mahluk aneh yang berkeliaran…
Tally : Tak usah takut, kan ada saya. Pokoknya kita harus ke UKS
Kyrlia : s-s-siapa yang takut!! a-aku sih nggak!! tapi kasian itu anto pasti ketakutan *senyum dipaksakan*
Radianto : hah? kenapa jadi gw yang takut? ketemu aja belom pernah….
lagian siapa bilang gw bakal ikut ke uks… loe aja berdua sono…
Tally : Ayo dong Anto, masa kamu ga ikut.
Radianto : emangnya kalo gw ikut bakal ada apaan….
Kyrlia : a-ahaha pasti kamu takut kan! sudah mengaku saja!!
Radianto : ga… gw ga takut…. tapi kan sebentar lagi ganti pelajaran… jadi gw harus menyiapkan jalur pelarian… males gw abis ini pelajarannya memaleskan… palingan juga loe yang takut…
Kyrlia : a-apa?? aku takut?? j-jangan bercanda kamu… ha ha ha *senyum dipaksakakan*
Radianto : kalo gitu kenapa daritadi loe yang kaga mau pergi ke uks? apalagi kalo bukan takut?
Kyrlia : s-siapa yang ga mau pergi!! e-enak saja!! yasudah ayo kita ke UKS sekarang!! hmph!
Radianto : ya ya ya… yaudah ayo pergi…. jaah…. kaga jadi bolos deh….
Tally : Kalian berdua ini bertengkar aja *menggelengkan kepala*
Radianto : bukan gw yang mulai koq… dia aja yang marah marah mulu…
Kyrlia : A-APA!??
Tally : Udah! Udah! Ayo kita ke UKS sekarang
Mereka bertigapun pergi menuju UKS
Sesampainya di UKS
Kyrlia : t-t-tuh kan aku bisa ke UKS…Siapa yang takut *senyum bangga*
Tally: Iya iya, saya tau Ilya ga takut
Kyrlia : hehe he….
Radianto : terus? mana “orang itu?” mahluk anehnya juga enggak ada… loe ngarang doang yah… bilang aja takut…
Kyrlia : A-APA?!? siapa yang takut!! kan aku sudah berhasil ke sini lagipula- oh iya!! kak vivio gimana!! kak viviooooo!!
Tally : Sssstttt! Dia sedang tidur disana *menunjuk ke arah tempat tidur*
Kyrlia : eeeehh…. :linux1: kak vivio tidur…… max tidak ada…. jangan-jangan!!!! kak vivio sudah di ***** lalu **** setelah itu di ***** sementara max ***** jadinya *******!!! aaaaahhh!!
Tally : Hoi hoi, Tenang dulu Ilya *mencoba menenangkan Ilya*
Radianto : apaan seh berisik amat…. tau darimana kalo vivio udah di ***** ato di **** ato ****…. ngarang aja loe…
Max :Sepertinya kalian melakukan pembicaraan yang menyenangkan
(nongol tiba2 dr belakang)
Tally : Eh Max, saya kira kamu udah pergi dari sini
Kyrlia : itu diaaaaa!!!! *ngumpet di belakang Tally* kau apain kak vivio ha!!
Radianto : jadi loe takut sama orang kayak gini? hahaha…..
Max : Shhhh! Jaga ketenangan di UKS
(sambil menunjuk Vivio)
Radianto : yah… berarti urusan gw disini udah selesai… saatnya pulang dan tidur… daah~
Max : Hati-hati di jalan~
Kyrlia : *berbicara kecil* apa2an orang ini sok akrab sekali… pake nunjuk2 kak vivio segala lagi…
Tally : Hmmm ada apa Ilya?
Max : Tidak baik mengganggu orang yang sedang sakit, bukankah
begitu. kalau mau bicara, kita bicara di luar saja.
Kyrlia : huh kau saja yang keluar!! aku mau lihat keadaan kak vivio ajah.
Tally : Ilya, kamu ga boleh begitu. Diakan yang menolong Vivio
Kyrlia : ha-habis dianya sih!! hu~~uh!!
Max : Kalau menurut kalian itu adalah yang terbaik, baiklah aku
akan pergi. Semoga harimu menyenangkan (melempar senyum ramah
)
Tally : Max, Tunggu sebentar *mencoba menahan Max tapi percuma*
Kyrlia : yee sana pergi weeeek!! ah iya kak vivio bagaimana. *berjalan ke tempat tidur vivio*
Tally : Ilya Ilya *menggelengkan kepala*
Kyrlia : kak vivio~ kak vivio~ ka-….. ke-ke-ke-kenapa kak vivio gak pake baju??? berarti tadi max, trus mereka, a a a a *korslet*
Tally : Ilya! kamu ga apa-apa?! *memegang Ilya*
Kyrlia : kak vivio gak pake baju… kak vivio gak pake baju… ehe ehe ehe ehe…..
Tally : Ilya! Sadar! Sadar! *Menggoyang-goyangkan badan Ilya*
Kyrlia : he-he-he kak vivio…. *memegang selimut tempat kak vivio tidur*
Secara tidak sengaja tally menarik ilya sehingga mereka berdua jatuh , lalu tidak sengaja bibir mereka bersentuhan.
Tally : Ehh *muka memerah*[yeah!!!!:D]<ginian aja chatnya jadi rame
Kyrlia : mmmppphh!! *blush* *mendorong tally ke belakang* ap-ap-ap-apa2an itu!!??!? i-i-itu kan ci-ci-ci-ciuman p-pe-pe-*blush*
Tally : Sa-saya ga se-se-sengaja *blush*
Kyrlia : *memegang bibirnya sendiri* mmm… *melihat ke arah Tally, fokus ke bibirnya* !!!! *blush lagi*
Keadaan di UKS menjadi hening. Mereka berdua saling bertatapan tak mengeluarkan dengan wajah yang memerah memikirkan apa yang telah terjadi
Kyrlia : *melihat ke arah Tally lagi* !!!! *blush* a-a-a-aku mau lihat keadaan ka vivio dulu *berdiri lalu berjalan ke arah tempat tidur vivio*
Tally : Tu-tunggu sebentar *berdiri mengejar Ilya*
lalu keduanya terpeleset lagi dan sekarang jatuh dalam keadaan 69
Kyrlia : a-aduuh…
Tally : Awww, sakit. *melihat celana dalam di depan matanya* *blush*
Kyrlia : kamu kenapa sih dari tadi tally!!! *tiba2 melihat celana dalam tally tepat di depannya* *blush* wa wa wa wa wa!!!!! T-t-t-tally bangun tally!!! *bergerak2 tak jelas dan rusuh*
Tiba2 bel berbunyi dan keduanya terkaget sehingga gerakannya semakin tidak wajar.
Kyrlia : Tally!! Tally!! berhenti dulu!! stop!! aaah tunggu!! aaaa!!
sfx : *gubrak gabruk ~iiyaaaaan~*
Kyrlia : ahh ahh hha ah *napas terengah2* s-s-s-sepertinya sudah bel… ak-ak-aku ke kelas duluan!! *berlari keluar*
Tally : …. *terdiam sambil blushing*
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Bel masuk telah berdering, Rion melihat para muridnya mulai masuk kelas satu per satu. Muka Rion sangat cerah sekali karena pak kepsek sudah berjanji membelikan alat praktek. Sebagai tanda terima kasih, dia bermaksud untuk memberikan ringkasan pelajaran terdahulu agar muridnya bisa belajar dengan enak dan diharapkan lulus ujian berikutnya [padahal kalo nilainya abal juga dibagusin lol].
Rion : Ya anak-anak, karena kalian sudah membantu saya untuk meyakinkan pak wawok agar alat prakteknya segera diganti, maka saya akan memberikan ringkasan pelajaran terdahulu.
*Murid-murid mulai bersorak bahagia…walaupun cuma beberapa*
Rion pun mulai membagikan kertasnya satu per satu, murid-murid yang menerima kertasnya menunjukkan wajah yang tidak bisa dibayangkan paniknya.
Salah satu murid, anggep aja namanya anon : Bu…ini ringkasan ya?
Rion : Eh? Kenapa?
Figuran A : Anuu…ini bukannya soal tes?
Rion : He? *melihat kertasnya* Ahhahahaha ternyata ibu salah ambil kertas. Yaudahlah karena telanjur kita adakan kuis saja ya?
Murid satu kelas : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?!?!
Rion : Tentu saja yang tidak menjawab sama sekali akan mendapat hukuman pada tes berikutnya~
Murid-murid : … *bisik-bisik ga jelas, kebanyakan ngumpat*
Rion : Jadi, kita liat halaman pertama…soalnya…bentar ibu bacakan dulu.
Vivio : Bu? Aturan quiznya gimana?
Rion : Ah iya hampir lupa, makasih nak, ahahahahaha. Jadi, siapa cepat dia dapat…tentu saja tidak boleh ada yang membuka buku, oke?
Kelas menjadi hening sampai2 jangkrik pun tidak berbunyi.
Rion : Jadi, saya sebutkan saja ya nomor soal yang harus kalian jawab *senyum*
1. Sebutkan unsur-unsur gas mulia [minimal 5] [Kyrila =w=b]
Jawaban,
Vivio: …
Raira : H,O,Hl,xa,Br,ar,h2o,hcl,rd,C,He,ra,kr,
Kyrlia : He, Ne, Ar, Kr, Xe, Ra
Max : Apakah saya harus mengetahuinya, biarlah alam tak terganggu.
wawok R : ibu cantik sekali hari ini
Frey that suddenly came out of nowhere: He, Ne, Ar, Kr, Xe, Ra
Tally : apa ya? Helium, Neon, Argon, Kripton, Xenon
Soal :
2. Apa itu gaya london? Jelaskan![Frey~]
Vivio : …
Raira : gaya jawa,campur sari,gaya belanda
Tally : gaya london pkoknya ikatan yang gimana gitu
Kyrlia : gaya dimana masing2 unsur saling mengikat satu sama lain *lol ngasal*
Frey : gaya antara molekul yang bukan disebabkan ikatan kovalen atau interaksi elektrostatis yang disebabkan dipol sesaat
Max : Ya yang dipakai orang London tentunya. (mengartikan secara
harafiah) *why so serious*
wawok R : ibu terlalu cantik jadi saya tidak bisa menjawabnya < Keluar kau sebelum kusembelih
Soal :
3. CH3COONa termasuk larutan? [gajadi]
Vivio : ….
raira:cair/corona<eh corona tuh padat klo g salah,au ah lupa lagi gw
Frey: bukan
Kyrlia : penyangaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Max : liquid/gas/solid (coret yg tidak diperlukan) *ngaku siapa yg
nyoret*
Tally: CH3COONa tuh apa ya, oh ya garam
wawok R : kali ini saya tidak bisa berkata2 lagi bu *blushing*
Murid A : Bu, pertanyaannya terlalu ambigu bu.
Rion : Ah iya yah, ahahahahaha. Kalo gitu lanjut soal berikutnya.
Soal :
4. Nama lain dari hukum Proust? [Raira]
Vivio : …
Max : *I sick of this shit*
Raira :hukum perbandingan tetap<? bener<klo ini gw masih inget
Frey : errr…
Kyrlia : *look around* hukum perbandingan tetap_>
Soal : [siap2 dulu gih]
5. Golongan IA, IIA, VIIA, dan VIIIA disebut juga golongan? [4-4nya ya? Ga peduli saya urutan ato ngga]
Vivio : …
Frey : golongan kelas unggulan:thumbup:
Raira:kelas unggulan utama gas dan logam dari 3-6 tuh liquid
Max : logam? no? Liquid? no? Kayu? no? . . . okay I’m done.
Kyrlia : golongan yang terbuang! alkali, alkali tanah, halogen, gas mulia lol :ngacir: [anjeng, dari tadi dong @_@]< don't feel like it < lol it's so you
Tally: golongan karya!
wawok R : yang saya tahu ibu golongan wanita cantik oooohhh……..
Rion : Ah? Kenapa ada soal biologi nyasar disini? @_@ Sebentar saya pikirkan dulu [Tapi Frey menjawab dengan benar...]
Rion : Ahh. kenapa suram sekali kelas ini *menahan tangis di dalam hati* Tapi tak apa-apalah, kuharap mereka bisa….melakukannya di ujian berikutnya dan ujian perbaikannya…[lirik2 yang gabisa jawab soal]
Rion : Nah Kyrila, Frey, dan Raira. Silahkan keluar kelas sebentar. Sementara yang lain tolong piara wawoknya, jangan lupa bersihin badannya dan kasi ke pak wawok…Saya mau ngeteh di ruang guru sebentar sampe pulang.
wawok R : saya lapaaarr ~_~
Vivio : ….
Tally : Max, kasih makan ya
Max : oke :thumbup: *ambil rante siap2 hajar wawoknya*
Rion : *buka pintu* Ah iya saya lupa, kalo diantara kalian yang gagal menjawab tadi ada yang kabur, nanti saya masukkin kandang bareng kumpulan wawoknya pak kepsek ya? Tapi yang wanita masuk ruangan pak kepsek aja~ Katanya guru lain itu hukuman yang lumayan 'manusiawi' *senyum, lalu tutup pintu*.
Frey : wawok apaan sih?<serius ga tau
Raira : wawok tuh maskot sekolah ini, salah satu koleksi kapsek kita
oh iya nih gw sama chen bawa wawok di dalem karung
Kyrlia : Cheng nya kemanaaaa??
Cheng : (di perjalanan menuju kelas Cheng bertemu dengan Frey,ilya dan Raira)…kalian sedang apa diluar??bukannya kelas sudah mau dimulai?
Kyrlia : CHEEENG!!! mana kucingnya!!!
Cheng : WADUH!!(lupa ada si Ilya @_@)..k-kucingnya dimakan mahkluk ini (sambil menunjuk ke wawok A)
Raira : oh jadi kamu yg cari kucing itu *(sambil tertawa pelan)*
nih di dalam karung wawoknya
Max : I got this one, I got this one! *Sambil ngerante wawok tanpa
belas kasihan* (wawok )
Raira : Max hati2 wawok itu binatang liar bila kau sakiti dengan sengaja dia bakal memakanmu (note:kalau laki2)(kalau perempuan di raep)
Kyrlia : KENAPA BISA SAMPE KEMAKAAAAN!!!! aaah ga tau deh kamu yang ngomong ke kak vivio deh!!
Skeekez : HEY KALIAN! Ngapain ribut2 disini hah?
Raira :akh ada guru maniak itu, sambil berjalan mundur
Max : Ga liat lagi ngurus makhluk ini. *sambil bawa2 wawok yg
kerante*
Skeekez : Hey… siapa yg kau panggil maniak? dan mau kauapakan wawok itu?*penglihatan tajam*
Raira : *besiul* wawok ini kan properti sekolah jadi akan di lepaskan di dalam kelas
Kyrlia : paaak dipanggil pak bridge ke warnet depan, mau bayar katanya
Skeekez : saya menyium bau kebohongan … JAngan berani bohong kau…
Kyrlia : bener pak!! tanya aja sama itu…. itu…. wa-wock??
Raira & cheng : membuka karung berisi wawok dan melepasnya
Skeekez : memeang properti sekolah itu bisa berbicara?
wawok A : FUUUAAAHHH *ambil nafas* gila ini kalian semua -___-
wawok R : hey my friend!
wawok A : MY BROTHA!
wawok R : ngapain aja kaw?
wawok A : ga tau gwa dijadiin nasi bungkus ama ni anak2
wawok R : muampus kaw
wawok A : gila gwa uda laper bgt, di iket, dibungkus pulak, blom tau gwa rage mode lv 100 yak
wawok R : lu raep aja anak2nya
wawok A : abis itu dibakar ama the bridge gwa -___-
Skeekez : HEbat… ada wawok yg bisa ngomong… apa kau mau dijadikan experimen olehku?
Raira : oh pak jangan coba2 berexperiment dengan wawok klo belom dapet gelar wawok slayer, klau aneh2 pantat bapak akan menanggung resikonya.
Skeekez : Oh, trus? kan saya juga yg naggung…
Kyrlia : tuh kan paaak dipanggil pak bridge ke warnet depaaan!!
Skeekez : Bapak sudah bayarkan paket 24 jam, baru juga 3 jam…
Kyrlia : deg!!
wawok R : lu pada mau gwa panggilin kepsek?
wawok A : ama kami sih dia pasti dateng, ga mungkin kaga
Cheng : ah..yg bener…
Skeekez : eh ga jadi deh, bapak ke lab dulu… mau nyoba rumus baru…
Raira : hmm.. jadi bapak ingin lari y?
Skeekez : yoa, trus.. lagi males ngajar ni… jangan lapor kepsek yo…
Kyrlia : yah asal bapak tahu saja.. wawok pun bertelinga…
Cheng : *berbisik ke Ilya*emang telinganya dimana??
Kyrlia : *berbisik* ga tau… tapi kita aja ga tau apalagi ini guru….
Skeekez : wah hebat… jangan rusuh yo…
Raira : hai semua maaf aku ada urusan mendadak, so bapak jangan cepat marah nanti cepat botak seperti kapsek, dadah…..
Skeekez : Jangan samakan aku dengan kepsek gila yg satu itu!
*Akhirnya guru maniak itu pun hilang entah kemana*
Kyrlia : nah…. sekarang kucingnya ada di wawok yang mana….
Max : *setengah bergumam* belah perutnya, liat isinya…
Kyrlia : *bergerak menjauh dari max*
Cheng : yg ini(sambil nunjuk wawok A)
wawok R : god bless u, A
tiba2 semua wawoknya berkumpul
wawok P : selama ini kita berteman A, lu uda baik bgt ama gwa, makasih yak, god bless u
wawok I : semoga diterima disisiNya A
wawok S : amen
wawok T : amin
wawok A : fuck u all =____=
Kyrlia : ke-ke-kenapa tiba2 semuanya bermunculan!!! *tiba2 ada wawok di dekat kakinya*
TIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
Cheng : *kaget*WOIII JANGAN TERIAK TIBA2 LAGI DONK!!!
Max : *Reflek denger teriakan* WAWOK YANG MAU DISEMBELIH MANA!!
Tally : Ada apa, saya mendengar suara teriakan!
Raira : (tiba2 datang lagi entah dari mana), hei kalian para wawok shimai, siapa di antara kalian yg makan kucing hari ini?
Vivio : Pasti wawok yg itu (T) *datang mendadak*
Cheng : udah jelas wawok yg barusan kita tangkep kan??(ucap cheng kepada raira)
Tally : Wawok yang mana yang kamu tangkap, Cheng?
Raira : hmm kalau begitu si (A)
Kyrlia : cepetan diurusin ini!!!! kyaaaa~~ lama2 makin banyak nantiii!!!
Raira : tapi sepertinya bukan si (A) kita coba si (R)
wawok R : lol kita jadi maenan bo
wawok P : kita maenin aja lagi
wawok A : lawl
Raira : hmm kalau begitu cheng ayo kita tangkap wawok (R) dan Kita injak perutnya sampe semua isi perutnya keluar semua.
dengan kecepatan yg tidak manusiawi cheng dan raira dengan sekejap telah menyergap dan mengikat wawok (R)
Cheng : ayo aja…(ambil ancang2 injek wawok (R) )
Kyrlia : kyaaa~~!!! kalo diinjek nanti berantakaaaan!!!! *tutup mata tutup kuping*
Tally : Ah jangan diinjak dong, tapi demi kebaikan bersama
1…
2…
3…
Raira: Wawok drain…. + Anti Wawok Kick + wawok destroyer
wawok R : holy….
JEBRET!!!!
dalam sekejap wawok (R) pun mental dan mulai memuntahkan sesuatu, ternyata keluarlah sesuatu mirip ………….. celana dalam …….
wawok A : wawok R has been fallen
Vivio : ….
Raira :cih ternyata bukan Wawok (R) pelakunya… , kalau begitu kita coba dengan wawok (T)
wawok T : yang injek cewe pls, jadi bisa liad pantsunya *ngiler*
Murid2 lainnya semua mengarahkan pandangan mereka ke arah Ilya, dan Vivio pun mendorong Ilya maju kedepan sebelum nanti dia yg disuruh.
Kyrlia : eh-eh eeeeeeh!! kenapa aku??!? gak mau gak mau gak mau!!
Tally : *sambil memegang pundak Ilya* Berjuanglah!
Kyrlia : eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!!!!! t-t-t-tunggu tally!!
Vivio : Ilya…, maukah kau melakukan itu demi ku? *sambil mendorong Ilya *
Kyrlia : eeeh kak vivio!!??!? ah uh ah uh….. *melihat kesana kemari*
wawok S : mari kita antarkan teman kita ke alam baka
wawok P : affirmative
wawok T : doain gwa yak klo uda di alam baka
wawok A : bentar lagi kita juga nyusul kok
wawok I : bye my friend
Kyrlia : aaaaah yaudaaaaaah!! tinggal diinjek kan!! beres kaan!! ukh!! *berjalan ke arah wawok (T)*
Kyrlia : emmmmh…… AAAGHHH terserahlah!!!! *ancang2*
wawok I : here we goo
Kyrlia : AAAAAGGG!! dasar bodoh! menjijikan! benda tak berguna! mahluk tak jelas!! menggeliat!! berlendir!! tidak!! tidak!! tidak!!
sfx : DUG CROT DAG CROT DUG CROT DAG CROT DAG CROT DAG CROT DAG CROT
wawok A : wah jadi ada 8 dia
wawok P : succesful kyrlia is succesful
Kyrlia : huueeee kakiku gak perawan lagiiiiii
:( kak viviooooo
:(
Vivio : *Senyum, namun berusaha menjauh dari Ilya*
Kyrlia : gheeee!!! hueeeee tallllyyyyyy
Tally : Udah, udah, cup cup cup *mengelus kepala Ilya*
Max : Mari lihat apa yang di perutnya.
dari bagian2 wawok T, ternyata ada barang kosmetik ibu Rion
Disaat yg sama, di ruang guru
Rion : Entah kenapa perasaan suasananya jadi dingin…pasti ada yang ngegosip tentang aku…
Vivio : ….
Tally : Kosmetik….
Max : . . . Okay, next! *Melihat salah satu wawok* You next *senyum
kejam*
wawok S : sebelum ini, saya ingin memberi salam kepada teman2 saya, bolehkah?
Vivio : gak boleh.
wawok S : fuck uuuu
wawok A : lawl, just STFU
wawok P : gwa boker dulu yak
wawok S : ga bole -____-
Max : Chinese Taoism mode off. . . Chinese Communist mode ON!
*Udh siap dgn tonkat baseball yg entah gimana cerita udh ad
bloodstain* Baik kita bisa melakukannya dgn cara kasar-cepat-
menyakitkan atau cara lembut-lambat-menyakitkan. Tapi yg
terpenting adalah menyakitkan. YEAH!! Come to daddy, daddy
need his meat. *bruak* *bruak* *bruak* *bruak*
wawok A : just kill him
wawok S : T_T
wawok P : guro time
Max : Okay I'm done *udh banyak bloodstain di baju*
wawok P : cool
wawok P : max is awesome
wawok A : r u gay?
wawok P : hell no ~_~
Max : So what do you have *ngorek2 pake tongkat baseball*
setelah melihat serpihan2 wawok S, ternyata ada sesuatu, yang bergetar ….. itu seperti ………… handphone
Max : *Ambil Handphone, lap dulu pake ujung baju* Moshi Moshi~
Hmmmm… Gitu ya, ah masa sih, tunggu sebentar ya pak.
Tally : Ada apa Max? Itu telepon dari siapa?
Max : Itu, kepsek minta dibeliin ati goreng dari warteg emba uun.
*kembali ke HP* Iya pak segera *nutup HP*. Ok, gw cabut dulu
mau beliin si kepsek jeroan. Ciao~
Tally : Oke sekarang tinggal 2 wawok
Raira : hmm tinggal 2 wawok lagi y? A dan P tampaknya cukup dengan 1 serang aku dapat membantai mereka
wawok P : *berbisik* oi A, lo liad I?
wawok A : *bisik* kaga, lu?
wawok P : *bisik* kaga juga, cam mana tu mahluk?
wawok A : *bisik* tak tau awak
Raira : akhirnya ketemu juga kalian wawok" yg lucu (tersenyum culas)
enaknya kita apakan wawok" ini apa kubantai dengan 1 serangan saja?
wawok A & P : XP
dengan cepatnya Raira menyerang kedua wawok itu dengan tehnik ouginya
SHINTOGOURENZAN dalam 1 kali serangan ke dua wawok itu pun tidak sadarakan diri dan muntah"
Raira : tampaknya mereka juga memuntahkan sesuatu apakan itu?
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